Lopa

Exactly 1 month ago I emailed Mojang asking for the Pancake cape on Java... They lied, saying it was impossible, but my influence got to their head... they panicked and folded under the pressure... Again, my impact on the Minecraft universe is left unappreciated...

Revealing the FIFTH team competing in "The Chosen Two"-- THE GREEN TEAM! @Sayieh3 and @LopaMinecraft Seasoned Event Players who have many victories under their belt to show for it - can they add this one to the list? See how they fare in the premiere on January 11th at 1pm EST

bro why is everything i’m seeing in real life look like minecraft like im actually tripping, like every building has a cobble stone to it it’s crazy bro

@KyleMcCarthy FALSE. There are no bones in the human penis.

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Semen

@blxty COPY

@Fancayce You're so cool and sexy

spreadd

its crazy how i invented boxing and nobody talks about it... you're welcome @Minemen_Network

@xMJGold this is what it was for?? 😭 that's so much cooler than what i thought

Very pleased to see some of my work included in the Realms 10th Anniversary & Minecraft 15th Anniversary Celebrations :)

@Krtzyy yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minecraft Java has one of the biggest and strongest communities in the world and they genuinely dont give a fuck about it They should support community events and servers & they should sponsor creators. Instead they invest in fuck ass spinoff games that die in a year

@EVNTgames me 🐒🐒🐒🐒😸😸😸😸

🎉 To celebrate one year of the EVNT x DotWav merge, we are hosting a classic 🛠 IKEA Hide & Seek!! We will be running the event on the 6th + 7th of January, reply if you want in so we can invite you!

@JohhnyHaze Ganging 🧐🤓😏😘😕🤨🙁😍😂🤓😅😗🤪😉🤓🙂😙😀🤨😀😏😞😞😇😙

2nd.

@alebrazils 100

@Greninja @Simon_Hypixel @tommyinnit so good when it first released

@Simon_Hypixel @tommyinnit fix it without guns pls

@Simon_Hypixel if i hit 15 mil will you bring back hypixel battle royale

Just saying @Bajan_Canadian ;)

Good morning everyone! How do you get rid of morning wood

And I want some olive oil bread dipped in hummus #wrestling

Going into a sleep-coma. Waking up approximately somewhere around July 20th, 2013.