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@sweetcsdesigns @flapprdotnet A lot of work went into that.

@flapprdotnet These are unhinged

Lots of discourse on the use of the term "cannons" this week. It's a solid, if unspectacular euphemism for bosoms. If you'd like to up your vivacious vocabulary, we prepared this "Glossary of Glands" for your enjoyment:

Woman is suing streamer Calvicular for battery, fraud over unlicensed Aqualyx injections to make her the 'female face of looksmaxxing'

@NewAmygator You mean @damintoell ?

You need Duke’s mayonnaise to make lemon drop sheet cake. Only Duke’s. No, Hellmann’s will NOT work just as well, you heathen. And don’t tag that stupid pay-for-play mayofluencer.

@ingelramdecoucy @NewYorker This Disney thing is sad, that's why I go to Universal instead.

@NewYorker This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read

For the most devoted fans, Disney has engineered an ecosystem of financial entanglement that goes far deeper than park tickets or merchandise, which keeps the magic—and the debt—perpetually compounding. In 2023, Ashley, a freshman at Quinnipiac University, in Connecticut, had $15,000 in her bank account. Excited by her newfound freedom as a college student, she decided to start going on solo trips. Walt Disney World, in Orlando, Florida, seemed like an obvious choice. She went during her winter break. Then she returned, six times, in two years. Soon enough, her account balance had dwindled to just five dollars. Perhaps unsurprisingly, many adults who have accumulated Disney debt seem to be chasing a feeling from their childhoods. One woman, who has been to Disney World more than a hundred times, said that visiting the parks takes her back to a time when she had fewer worries: “It’s the nostalgic feeling of what brought you joy when you were little and you didn’t have the stressors of adult life.” Read more about the Disney adults putting themselves in debt for the pursuit of magic: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/_JqtFg

@LaurenPcrna @CBSNews Make me a sandwich.

@CBSNews Gross. So disrespectful

President Trump shared an AI image on Truth Social Friday night of him, Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum wading in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

@ewarren WINNING!!!!!!!

Did you know that Donald Trump could appoint two more Supreme Court Justices?

@AdamKinzinger Wow, you are just plain stupid.

This morning, the Trump spin doctors are desperately trying to blame the Spirit collapse on Biden. But let’s look at the track record of Trump…it shows a president who is his own worst enemy: (link in reply)

I was braising an avocado for breakfast this morning when my four year old daughter Allegra ran into the room with tears in her eyes. “Daddy,” she screamed. “Did you hear that Elisabeth Warren killed the discount airline Spirit?” I nodded. “They wanted to merge, but she said no. Now they’re gone forever. The savings are gone. The rowdy crowds. Everything. It’s all gone.” I nodded again. This time I was choked up too. “Will people on work release even be able to fly now?” I shook my head. “Even grandma?” With that, I lost it. We threw our arms around each other and sobbed.

@ingelramdecoucy @SenWarren Well done, well done

Spiking fuel prices from Trump’s war was the nail in the coffin for twice-bankrupted Spirit airline. FWIW, JetBlue merger failed because a judge, appointed by Ronald Reagan, said the deal was illegal. Republicans are desperate to shift blame from higher costs hitting families.

Nice job, Pete.

@ewarren You’re not this stupid, right? Right?

The Big Four airlines (American, Delta, Southwest, United) control 75% of the U.S. market. Fewer choices = higher prices for you.

@GabeWasylko I’d be concerned how I ended up on a boat in the Cuyahoga River.

Imagine waking up to row at 5 am in Cleveland, Ohio and this is your view

@FlyFrontier Please don’t raise your rates.

If the name isn’t cool, what’s even the point? Any favorites, friends? ⬇️

@SenWarren Thanks for destroying an airline and putting thousands of people out of work Pocahontas.

BREAKING: A conservative court packed with Trump-appointed judges just ruled to ROLL BACK access to the abortion pill. This is a page straight out of extremist Republicans’ anti-abortion playbook. Let me be clear: the abortion pill is safe and effective. We must fight back.

@LyleClown @libsoftiktok @Aetna Boy you really hit a nerve, glad I’m here for it.

@libsoftiktok @Aetna Have you tried telling the hospital that you’re here illegally?

Last week I randomly got a $9,000 bill for a hospital visit from last year. I called them up and they said my insurance decided not to cover it. Why? Because. .@Aetna can just decide they’re not interested in covering something and then you’re left with an inflated bill to pay out of pocket after the fact. This is in addition to a $2,000 bill that I already paid. They just don’t want to cover it despite me paying a monthly premium. Meanwhile illegals get free healthcare. Honestly fuck you @Aetna. I’m gonna do everything I can to destroy you.

@SenWarren @JetBlue @SpiritAirlines @JusticeATR @USDOT You’re retarded

I've warned for months that a @JetBlue-@SpiritAirlines merger would have led to fewer flights and higher fares. @JusticeATR and @USDOT were right to stand up for consumers and fight against runaway airline consolidation. This is a Biden win for flyers! apnews.com/article/jetblu…

@Hmitchell She could live stress free and just get off the internet.

No idea what this about, but I think it’s a safe bet JoJo will try to get her followers to pay for it 🍿

@magills_ Nailed it

@clevelanddotcom Eventually we have to slow the money grab down.

🔗: l.cleveland.com/77f2q2 While fewer total school taxes are on Ohio ballots next week compared to previous primary elections, the number of school districts asking voters to approve income taxes is the highest since 2020.