Lord Benjamin of Glass

@JonathanPieNews @koshercockney You’ve fucked yourself up there !

@koshercockney yep. That's me. Context and intent are everything.

BREAKING: Man who used to march down the street singing hitler youth songs and go up to his jewish classmates and make the hissing sound of gas chambers realises he can use yesterday's antisemitic attack to score some cheap political points and talk about that two-tier far-right conspiracy bullshit. Classy.

@ShabanaMahmood This you ?

The UK's national threat level has increased to "severe". I know this will be a source of concern, particularly amongst our Jewish community. We should all be vigilant as we go about our daily lives, reporting any concerns to the police. Today, we have increased funding to protect our Jewish community. We will do everything in our power to rid our country of the evil of antisemitism. And I can assure you our world-leading security services and the police are working, day and night to keep our country safe.

@stuzi_pants Mad Men

Started The Wire from scratch again last night. Managed three episodes in one sitting I still say that pound for pound it’s the greatest drama series of all time, just edging out Breaking Bad and The Sopranos Any other suggestions for one of the top spots?

This is our Home Secretary…

I’m behind that goal just to the right …

Thought I’d give ‘Criminal Record’ ok on Apple TV. After episode 1 we’ve established that: Good cop - Black Bad cop - white Wrongly convicted guy - black Real killer (who killed black women - white.

If you're shocked by today's stabbing terror attack on British Jews, you must have been living under a rock for the past few years. Not a single one of the men who drove through North London in 2021 shouting “F*** the Jews, f*** their daughters, f*** their mothers, rape their daughters and free Palestine" were prosecuted. Not one. So why is anyone surprised when British Jews are stabbed in broad daylight a few years later? The message went out loud and clear that anti-semitism was allowed on our streets. You reap what you sow. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

@SeemaMalhotra1 @UKLabour Where’s this cut in energy bills then?

In this session of Parliament, the @UKLabour Government has delivered: 💼The biggest upgrade in workers rights in a generation. 🏠The biggest improvement in renters rights in a generation. 👶 More action to tackle child poverty than any other government. ✅ The Youth Gaurentee. 💷 Raised the National Minimum Wage. ✂️ 📋Cut NHS waiting lists. 👮‍♂️ More police on the streets. ✂️💡Cut in energy bills. @Keir_starmer #PMQs

@EndWokeness Scruffy twat needs a wash

Mamdani calls on King Charles to give India the Kohinoor Diamond

@BBCTees @markbenton100 I’m sorry, but how is TV show about blokes dressing up as women is supposed to make the area proud?

🗣️ @markbenton100 says "it means a lot" to star in Boro-based TV show #SmoggieQueens 👠❤️

@politixintheuk @annaturley Nonce protecting party!

Full-length Darren Jones speech on Badenoch’s stunt. In my humble opinion, Darren’s contribution to Labour has been significant.

That’s going to sting in the morning:

That long?

@boroshaun1971 @GraemeBandeira @Teztexted @BBCTeesSport We should channel Alf Ramsey’s words in the 66 WC Final before extra time: ‘you’ve won it once, now win it again’. It’s up to the players to win us the playoffs* now. They’ll know that they let it slip. * if needed.

@GraemeBandeira @Teztexted @BBCTeesSport All the other sides will also point to runs where they’ll be kicking themselves. We are where we are. It wouldn’t surprise me it if at some point on Saturday we’re in 2nd. Whether that’s at 90 mins who knows

The race for automatic promotion to the Premier League will go to the final day 🤯 For Middlesbrough to get second place they need to win at Wrexham, then hope: - Ipswich Town lose against QPR ❌ - Millwall draw/lose against Oxford United ❌ BRING IT ON 💪 #Boro | #UTB | #BBCFootball

VOTE LABOUR! TELL THE UK MEDIA TO GET STUFFED!

No. None of these countries are signatories to the 1951 Refugee Convention and have no formal asylum or welfare systems offering benefits to live off illegal entrants. Pakistan actively deports undocumented foreigners under its Illegal Foreigners Repatriation Plan. Afghanistan under the Taliban, Bangladesh (Rohingya camps only, no work rights), and India (Foreigners Act treats them as illegal immigrants) would detain/deport you without support. You'd get no housing, cash, or aid like in the UK.

🚨 West Ham chairman David Sullivan's anonymity order has been vacated. That means he can be named as the Premier League Club owner under investigation for rape, child sexual exploitation and sexual assault

@KieraDiss Buy one of these and a clipboard before going to A&E and watch the place empty

WELCOME TO A&E IN 2026 Our services are under rising pressure but the strain is not being caused by British people. This is evidenced in this piece of footage uploaded by one of those using our National Health Service for free. We have opened it to the world.

@BLSports7 @PolitlcsUK Anyone with half a brain can read between the lines of this one. It sticks to high heaven!

@LordBen75 @PolitlcsUK Any advice from her on the trial of the 3 rent boys that torched his gaff, that started yesterday with a press blackout?

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer reveals his wife Victoria is encouraging him to stay on as Prime Minister "I confide in her all the time. Hers is the best advice. I'm just thankful that I've got her everyday"

@TonyIncenzo Middlesbrough to all 5 questions. To no2 we lived on the next street to the ground.

QUICK SURVEY! 1. Which is the nearest football team to where you were born? 2. Which is the nearest team to where you grew up? 3. Which is the nearest team to where you live now? 4. Which team do you have historical family ties with? 5. Which team do you support?