Lord Chunk

When I beat cancer am gunna get a Dave Allen "WAR" tattoo on me chest to show that I'm an official hard bastard

"You're supposed to be shielding why the fuck are you on the bag in the boozer with your pals?"

@OfficialPetchy CMON YOU KNOW

@OfficialPetchy Come on you know

@OfficialPetchy RISE N SHINE

@OfficialPetchy Not me 👀👃🍺

@OfficialPetchy @ProperMag Fuck off hahaha

Your local pub. 6.38am tomorrow.

@swfc do a release to Odubajo

Beer Gear Wednesday's here

Jamie, what does Daffy Duck say? "Fuck" A mean he fuckin probably has at some point kid can't argue wi that logic

Nowt worse 😂

@OfficialPetchy Int that a queen song?

Just swiped right oan a bird who was 4 ft 10 in the hopes she'll make my prick look average size

Wonder what the queens favourite takeaway is

Tonight’s #fathersday giveaway 🥶 🐒 #arcticmonkeys One night only, ends at 11pm. - Retweet this - Follow me Thanks for retweeting 👌

@MillionaireTBot I'd love to if yer offering mush

@LordChunk1867 #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire

Absolutely love playing along wi who wants to be a millionaire an getting a load of questions reyt, sometimes a think am reyt smart. Then I drink gallons of ale, pass out on a train and wake up in London. Life's all about balance

BREAKING: No one @FoxNews has ever seen @montypython & The Holy Grail. 😂 #runit #goodjournalism #factchecking