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@LordMugo
I walk in truth and love. The trees have shaped me, the waters have cleansed me. My journey is fearless. I am a child of my ancestors, they are with me always.
International Flag Waver Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Medics are using normal saline to disinfect the skin before injection because surgical spirit is not available.
Surgical spirit 500ML is 161 shillings.
Politicians wako na pesa mingi hadi ya kununua bloggers hapa.
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Leonid Brezhnev waits until Nixon drinks first after they make a toast fearing the drink is poisoned
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Men,
A game begins 0 - 0.
You can't succeed where another man failed.
#MasculinitySaturday
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These Kenyans need to behave now.
Charlton Athletic FC@CAFCofficial
Solid on his first start 👊 Collins Sichenje is your Player of the Match! 🌟 #cafc
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So that's why they call it the Theatre Of Dreams. 😏
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Why are you no longer together with a foreigner who treated you better than all other Kenyan men?
1. You were love bombed & snapped out
2. He did all that & realized you don’t reciprocate any of it, you just love to take
Nyambura@Nyambuscov_
I dated a foreigner for 3 years and he might have set the bar too high for these Kenyan men,You experience a level of masculinity frame our Kenyan brothers don't offer like monthly allowance he'd be like "You're my woman& it's my responsibility to take care of you" 🥹
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Saw my neighbor Ahmed putting up Christmas lights outside of his house yesterday
I naturally walked over and asked to see his installation certificate
"Mathias habibi I not knowing, my kids like those decorations, I do for them habibi"
I did not understand a word he said but it was clear the lights are not CE certified
I went inside and grabbed my phone to call the municipal electrical safety office
My wife saw me and said "honey, it's Christmas, can't you just leave it be?"
I looked at her with deep disappointment
This is why women can't be trusted in positions that require discipline
Inspector came the next day. They took off Ahmed's lights within the hour
Then checked the whole street. 11 houses failed compliance, all fined and shut down
My wife says I ruined Christmas
Fair enough, our street is completely dark now, no holiday decorations anywhere
But when I walk down it, I feel something most people will never understand
The warm glow of public safety
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Seven Daystar University students held in connection with the death of their 23-year-old colleague Lorna Kathambi Karani will now appear as witnesses in a public inquest after CCTV footage showed she fell while attempting to jump between balconies, clearing the students of any criminal responsibility.
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@mbiti_mwondi As long as you were compensated, insurance companies have the right to recover from the other party.
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Mawakili kindly advise,I have just realized I am a claimant in court case without my knowledge. Had an accident around 3 years ago a guy hit me from the back,now my then insurance is suing him at a small claims courts to recover the money about 600k but the funny thing they never informed me instead they prepared the court documents with me as the claimant and even forged/copy pasted my digital signature in all those documents. Just realized the case has been going on for 3/4 months. I am the main claimant and witness number one yet I never filed any documents,the insurance simply used my name to go after the other driver yet it was a genuine accident. I am not interested in the court case as I saw this as a genuine accident,so what do I do here?
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84' - Goal for Manchester United. Harry Maguire.
[1-2] #LIVMUN
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Men are the true lovers; they love a woman for who she is, not for what she has… can’t say same for my gender
fimlex@fimlex2
Start a problematic discourse :
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Hanifa My dear,nataka uniskize vizuri. At this particular moment and time,I honestly dont give two shits what you believe about me,hainisaidii! I have questioned the pharisaism in your Doctrine,a mere observation almost everyone of those 150K people who viewed my tweet have also made. Not out if bias but observation.
But One thing is clear,you have not denied anything i have said,your response is Kimani is shitty. How then can we change this country when we ourselves are a replica of those we fight. Eventually Hanifa,when dawn comes,you will realize that when you are done fighting them,you will now have to choose either to become like them,or start fighting yourself in fear of becoming them.
And If you want to delve into pedophilia,lets start with your prophet Muhammad who married 6 year old Aisha. That is well documented in history,what you accuse me of has no backing except “sini mimi nakushow”
Alo alo!
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You’re such a shitty bottom of the barrel person now I believe the pedophilic benzo account was actually yours 🤦♀️ How does a person be so casually disgusting?
MethoDman@polo_kimanii
My muslim brothers,Mimi I do not hate you,lakini lazima niwaambie nikiona mkikosea. Because what is love without truth? Wakati ya ramadhan most of you dont fast. And you know this,You just pretend to do so like you are being forced and theres no alternative. Otherwise how can you fast on a full stomach ? Mnakula pilau kilo mbili asubuhi saa kumi na maziwa lita moja,hiyo itawashikilia siku mzima juu ata hamfanyi kazi hii wakati,ni kulala tu tumbo ikiwa imeangalia mawingu juu ya kushiba,by the time metabolism kwa tumbo inamalizika five jioni,mshaafungua. Mnarudi kwa sinia tena,Chapati kilo ingine mbili na dengu imejaa supu ya pili pili. Hiyo inawashikilia mpaka asubuhi. Why are you cheating allah,and yourselves too? Are you being forced? Fasting should be out of goodwill. To show devotion to god that you are not dependent on earthly things,to seek clarity and to also improve metabolic rate. Why fast like you’re being forced,na ndio maana kuna wengine wenu ramadan ikiisha mmeongeza kilo mbaya sana. Hebu tuwe watu wa hekima jameni
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