Stephen Clacy

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Stephen Clacy

Stephen Clacy

@LordNumpty

Katılım Aralık 2011
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Stephen Clacy
Stephen Clacy@LordNumpty·
@freedombill3 Many later on will think what they have wasted and what they could have been done with money . Especially as a great wave of uncertainty is coming with AI
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Freedom Bill 💸🏖️🏝️
Walking past a David Lloyd car park on a Saturday afternoon looks like an absolute parade of pure wealth. You see endless rows of brand new Porsche 911s and Range Rovers sitting outside the premium gym and spa. It looks like the ultimate definition of success, but the reality behind the dashboard is completely different. Let us look at the actual numbers keeping that illusion alive. To put a brand new Porsche 911 por Range Rover on your driveway, you are easily handing over £1,200 - £1,500 every single month on a PCP finance deal. Then you are paying another two hundred quid a month just for the premium gym membership so you have somewhere flash to park it. That is nearly £1,700 pounds leaving the current account every single month, to rent an aesthetic. Over a single year, that is a full £20,000 Stocks and Shares ISA allowance completely wiped out. They are literally going broke just to look rich to people they do not even know. If the monthly salary stops, the car gets repossessed and the membership gets cancelled almost instantly. Real wealth is not driving a rented supercar to a premium treadmill. Real wealth is driving a standard car that you own outright, while your cash buys slices of the S&P 500 $VUSA or Vanguard Global $VWRL in the background. Are you funding a car dealership's profit margin? Or are you building freedom? Please don't rent the illusion.
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J Stewart@triffic_stuff_·
🚨BREAKING: Iconic Movie Star Chuck Norris Has Died At Age 86 Following An Undisclosed “Medical Emergency” In Hawaii. I’m sure people will remember him for all sorts of reasons, particularly his movies, but whenever I hear his name it always reminds me of this classic clip from ‘The Office’ 😂 @rickygervais
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Stephen Clacy
Stephen Clacy@LordNumpty·
@helen_spirit1 She went even further with this and the other one is on an area of her body known only to Mr Reeves and her gynaecologist
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Spirited1
Spirited1@helen_spirit1·
Of all the deeply worrying events occurring in the world at the moment, nothing can ever be as troubling as today’s report that whilst at University, Rachel Reeves had a poster of Gordon Brown on her bedroom wall.
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Lucas@lucaswrtr·
@Mishi_2210 wait… am I missing something, or is this actually right? 👀
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Mishi_vibes 🇺🇲
Mishi_vibes 🇺🇲@Mishi_2210·
Everyone says 20 ,but that’s not the real answer If you solve this, you’re in the top 1%
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Stephen Clacy@LordNumpty·
@Mishi_2210 If the killer stays in the room 52 ( although 30 are in the room are dead )
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Stephen Clacy@LordNumpty·
@esjayXX @MediaSOI When you think of historical British leaders likeGladstone,Disraeli, Churchill, Attlee, or Thatcher, their public image was built around gravitas, statesmanship & policy debates — not personal gimmicks or, frankly, the sort of hypnotherapy antics he has indulged in
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Stephen Clacy@LordNumpty·
@esjayXX @MediaSOI If you read the Sun article the woman grew a few inches in chest measurement but reportedly stayed in the same cup size, so her bra cup letter didn’t change — it was just a “tighter fit.” - if you are confused then that makes two of us !
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James Melville 🚜
James Melville 🚜@JamesMelville·
Ed Miliband’s requirements for climate change comes with a James Bond lifestyle.
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Stephen Clacy
Stephen Clacy@LordNumpty·
@MrBonMot Picking your nose with a fountain pen is dangerous and unhygienic. Also can block the flow of ink
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Jim Corbridge
Jim Corbridge@MrBonMot·
According to the reply about my complaint about Nat West staff I received a reply saying "At NatWest, we pick our staff with care". Aye, and I pick me nose with equal diligence, but it doesn’t qualify me to run a bank. Even if I do have a fountain pen!
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Stephen Clacy
Stephen Clacy@LordNumpty·
@afneil @TheHotdogShop You have posted a picture of two minions - you should have posted a picture of Ed Milibandand Keir Starmer and possible our Rachel
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Andrew Neil
Andrew Neil@afneil·
ANDREW NEIL: We’re heading into what could be the greatest energy emergency ever with a bunch of clueless inadequates at the tiller mol.im/a/15665931
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Stephen Clacy@LordNumpty·
@financial_shaw As it is so far away, I always thought if it got tricky he would continue to help Israel and shuffle off the scene claiming damage has been done and lessons learnt
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Marcus Agrippa
Marcus Agrippa@AgrippaSPQR·
@JeremyCordite If only there was a clue from her past that warned Rachel Reeves wasn’t the best person to be trusted with the nations credit card.
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Rachel Reeves is like a teenager who's just borrowed their dad's credit card and doesn't realise there's an actual credit limit.
Liam Halligan@LiamHalligan

Check out the ten-year gilt yield this morning - after the UK's likely next Prime Minister tried to lecture international investors about the intricacies of fiscal policy and the UK's national accounts. A subject about which she clearly knows absolutely nothing. Nice one @AngelaRayner !!! Markets now demanding 4.9% per annum to lend money to the British government. In Morocco, it's 3.4%. And get this. In February 2026, the UK government a massive £14.3 billion - according to figures released this morning. No less than £13 billion of that money borrowed last month went on interest payments on existing debt. Think about that for one second - it's utterly insane. The UK's national accounts are now akin to a Ponzi scheme. And yet still, lunatic MPs and potential Prime Ministers call for ever more borrowing and spending - "because it's the right thing to do" Labour's chronic economic illiteracy and internal party-political posturing is driving the UK economy off a cliff ... ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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Stephen Clacy
Stephen Clacy@LordNumpty·
@trevgoes4th At that famous line from Dennis Law about his mate George Best Women, drink… and whatever was left, he squandered. That was George Best.
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Times Radio@TimesRadio·
"There are two evil regimes, Russia and Iran… both are now getting more money for their oil." Easing sanctions on Russian and Iranian oil is "completely illogical" and risks boosting hostile regimes without increasing supply, says former investor in Russia Sir @BillBrowder.
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Stephen Clacy@LordNumpty·
@ian4downton bear in mind they have a very restricted luggage allowance and it is unlikely they will have any equipment with them - however when their extended family are granted rights to come over and join - they could bring the equipment - something to bear in mind
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Ian4Downton
Ian4Downton@ian4downton·
Might head over to Dover for my replacement filling - I gather there are so many new dentists arriving there daily...
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Lewis Shaw@financial_shaw·
@philippilk Apparently it’s all gonna be over this weekend according to Donny
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Philip Pilkington
Philip Pilkington@philippilk·
Energy lockdowns are coming, folks. 🧻
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Stephen Clacy@LordNumpty·
@Bounce_BackLoan Unverified reports suggest she convinced Trump to go after Iran, waited for the markets to tank, then told everyone to buy shares. Now she’s allegedly engineering a peace deal that boosts UK portfolios and brings wealth to the masses. Beatification proceedings expected shortly.
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MrBounceBack.com@Bounce_BackLoan·
Great to see the FTSE tank in value, say what you want about Rachel Reeves but she is making share ownership more affordable for everyone. Let's rejoice at her financial acumen.
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Stephen Clacy@LordNumpty·
@JamesMelville As time goes by I have more respect for him - when you see Trump in action you realise how much we miss people like him his dad Reagan , Barack Obama
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James Melville 🚜
James Melville 🚜@JamesMelville·
23 years ago today: Iraq War begins. President George W. Bush: “American & coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disarm Iraq, to free its people, and to defend the world from grave danger.” Shame narrative every single time.
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