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If you want to know a woman's body count, never ask her "what is your body count" they always lie, do this instead:

I was in a bus sometime last year , we got to a check point and this guys got 2 bottle water , it was 500 They collected the water and was struggling to bring out money from their pocket , they passed our bus and the driver wasn’t having it to wait The little boy was really running hard to catch up , I had 500 naira cash on hand so I threw it out for him , the guy picked it and the one that got the water also saw me throwing the money Told him to give me back , you won’t believe what this guy said lmao He asked me who send me 😂, did I think he didn’t know what he was doing I gave my phone to my coursemate beside me, I was ready to go down with this guy , grabbed him inside the bus I really wan deck am, until he gave me the money Some people are really heartless eeh

Drug abuse sef don dey reduce, if you buy codiene twice your body go calm

NDLEA see kpo for my car. I no even shake. wey I know wetin I get for binance. last last na dem dy run helter skelter for POS wey go fit pay 650k .. I just dy use their gun play for back seat

@six9six9six9_ @k_kshow Dem no Dey tell person 😂

@k_kshow Ndlea no be popo use your head before dem fling u go kuje

Straight to hell. Pls watch on Netflix. Jesus!!!! A must watch 😭

Eye turn am. He’s also not smart. He won in 2023 under the LP wave. He immediately decamped to APC not knowing that you can’t really be one of their own no matter what. Now they did Primaries yesterday and he was not even aware of the venue. The story of Ngozi Okolie.

World Cup quarter final at 10pm World Cup quarter final at 2am Straight into McGregor Holloway All timer night

LEGENDS MEET AGAIN @TheNotoriousMMA vs @BlessedMMA 2 headlines #UFC329 LIVE July 11 on @ParamountPlus!

I'll also say this as someone who grew up on the nice side of the barbed wire fences and high gates in the very nice part of town where the Nigerian 0.1% live - learn to touch grass and worry about yourself because rich people really do not care about you. Like, at all. The Nigerian rich don't even like each other. They barely tolerate one another and make practical alliances to preserve wealth and influence. And now that the economy is too small to support all the children of the Nigerian 0.1%, nearly everyone I grew up with in the nice, leafy part of town now lives in Toronto or London or wherever. You, Mr N250k/month Union Bank contract staff are not part of rich people's thinking at all. At. All. The rich have no plans for you. They have no plans to create opportunities for you. They have no plans to fix the things they broke on their way to building that N1bn townhouse in Parkview Estate. They have no plans to contribute towards making society better. If Satan came from Hell with a tail and horns growing out of his head and he ran for political office, the rich would all go make deals with him - because in the world of the rich, the only thing that matters is their own interests, and making sure that they never, EVER have to live like you or next to you. So all this simping and vicarious fawning over wealth and fame that you people do everyday is the most redundant thing in the world - the rich have no intention of expanding their circle to let you in, and they have no intention of enabling the conditions for you to create your own independent circle of wealth. The only thing the rich need from you is to be poor and obedient, so that your labour can be cheap, plentiful and replaceable. Statistically as a Nigerian, you will NEVER be rich or close to it. You will NEVER live in Maitama. 99.99% of Nigerians who have existed since 1960 have prayed and fantasised about becoming rich, and 99.99% of those prayers and fantasies never came true. That's just math. You will never be a rich and famous celebrity. You will never be a successful content creator. You will never make millions shilling crypto, trading Forex, sports betting, or whatever the fuck is the latest quick wealth fantasy in town. It's just not going to happen. That being the case, a much more constructive use of your time would be to fight for the material elevation of what you actually have, where you actually have it. Instead of daydreaming about the N300m house in Lekki that 3 generations of your family cannot buy, get involved in a local effort to give your own immediate neighbourhood a facelift, or a political campaign to pressure the state to build high quality social housing. If you hate being harassed without consequence online, instead of vicariously enjoying how a celebrity has used their wealth and influence to jail someone for making a horrid tweet, fight for a judiciary and legal system that is transparent and accessible to all, so that a singer living in the UK on a global talent visa doesn't get to have more access to your Nigerian justice system than you who lives in Nigeria 24/7. Instead of building your mental architecture around the false idea of being a "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" who will someday take your rightful place on Banana Island, touch grass tonight and accept that it will never happen, and what you need to do instead is fight for where you are to become a better, more liveable place that you no longer wish to escape from. Stop cosplaying as rich folk. Stop cooing and fawning over rich folk. Stop daydreaming about someday "blowing up" and buying a house next to Burna Boy. Rich people have no intention of sharing their world with you. Free yourself from the tyranny of living vicariously through people who don't care that you exist. Them no really send any part of your papa at all.

Omo, VeryDarkMan wey don give man handjob, with his preek all over the internet, still get the audacity to attack Andy Peters and call him names. I have always known that overgrown idiot called VeryDarkMan is anti Nigerian people, because tell me why he is attacking Andy Peters that has never said anything to him. That vagabond has been sent by his paymasters to divert the whole attention from Justice Crack to useless online fights, and this is where I blame Mama P. You enabled this stray animal. Imagine a failed pornstar insinuating that Andy Peters is gey. Next time, avoid the bastard and feed dust to his rants. His mission is to distract Andy Peters because they do not want him at the National Assembly. Because who exactly are you for anybody to be explaining whether they were in court or not? They were not in court, what will you do, you unhinged retard?

Quick hack for you guys: Go to the public library and book your flights on their computer.

At least Tarzan will always be white. Cause I know Disney doesnt have the balls to put a black man acting like a monkey on screen.

"A set of police stopped me along the road. Searched and opened my phone, then went straight to my bank app. They discovered that there's some money in my account, about 7.5 million. So immediately that night, they kïdnåppëd me." ~ A vïctïm of police brutality in Rivers State speaks out and explains how he was brütãlized by those allegedly crïmïnal cops.

🚨𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: World Cup 2014: -Most Goals: James Rodriguez -Most Assists: Juan Cuadrado -Highest Rating: Toni Kroos -World Champions: Germany -Player of the tournament: Messi 🤷‍♂️

Finally today we found yakubu manage guy "you feel like you want to die but you will not die" is that clear... 😂😂😂