Lottie Coltman

*Da-dada-DAAA* (That's trumpet fanfare, for anyone wondering)🎺 It's OFFICIAL, despite the fact that the thought of doing my own taxes gives me heart palpations, I am entering the freelance writer world. And to prove it, here is my shiny new portfolio... bit.ly/2Zkl6g7

@AAA22AAA22A Exactly what I said 👆

952 definitely guessed right cuz she heard where he put the X. why didn't he switch the boxes or make noise.. something?! she gonna win that island for sure! ##beastgames

@eternalglinds My only complaint was that some of it should have been at Christmas to continue the Christmas special theme 😂

#GavinAndStacey finale thoughts : - ep was so good overall - good shocking revelations - liked how they didn’t reveal what happened on the fishing trip - dawn and pete’s divorce seems a bit weird, kinda wish they had a different storyline - Gavin + stacey were actually funny

@swill9219 I thought they were gonna find Brin dead if alcohol poisoning 😂

It REALLY felt like they were building up to a shock cancer reveal for Gwen but changed it to a ridiculous romance with Dave Coaches at the last minute #GavinandStacey #Ohmychrist

@sharigledhill My thoughts exactly 🥹

I hope Ruth Jones and James Cordon are feeling mighty pleased with themselves. It could not have been more perfect. Thank you for inviting us into this wonderful family ❤️ #gavinandstacey #finale

@TomJubb1867 Same 😂 including yours!

@brazenburrito Did it rain today?

It's snowing in the US and 80° next to the beach in Ao Nang and I do not want to go back to my stupid ass home country

@beccacaddy Hey Becca! I’ve become a bit of an AI addict and use it almost constantly at work, in a million different ways — it’s completely revolutionised the way I do things. I’ve also created a super prompt to gamify my entire life (both work and personal 😂). Happy to chat 😊

@SLC_Repayment Can someone reach out to me tomorrow? I am having an issue with being able to settle my balance.

@lufthansa outright lied to me about my flight being cancelled and refuse to compensate me for the hundreds of euros I lost. It’s a long and dramatic story that you can find here: polarsteps.com/LottieColtman/…

@PatrickSocha @odidonederland Im in the dapper market area and ours is out too 😭

Love the idea that Russell Brand is so important that anyone would have a massive conspiracy against him. Like yourself much?

Best new character #AndJustLikeThat

@Richhyatt It was amazing!!

Another documentary I offered helping hands too. Has just been released today. Congratulations to everybody who worked on it. If you're looking for a documentary/light entertainment good time. Tiger king ish. Sex cut ish. netflix.com/watch/81508073… #gunthersmillions #netflix

The Telegraph is advising migrants on how to beat immigration law. Reflect on that a moment…

Got an invite for a 9am Monday morning meeting at 08.58. Surely, that’s illegal?

@CHIMPSINSOCKS Also, can I just say - that girl has a banging bod!

@Sammxney Yes!! My thoughts exactly

Eric from #MerPeople is being such a hater on sparkles for what she did the skills well and so now she's a "show off" and over qualified. Just made up a bunch of reasons to not hire her