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@theelliebrennan Ankle swingers. We clearly take things very literally down south!

What did you call trousers that were too short at school? Weekenders for us.

@RichieFirth That letter to Father Christmas is a binding contract. All children should be made aware of this in advance but parents cannot take responsibility for any miscommunications.

Rocco has announced today that he no longer wants the Hot Wheels Ultimate Garage for Christmas. I've already bought it. It's hidden upstairs. And right now I could pull my hair out. AGGGGGHHHHH CHRISTMAS FFS 🎅🏼

Yay! Thanks for listening! You’ve got GREAT taste in music! 🤠

@lynseybartlett I saw photos of one today where they’d picked all the pumpkins and just spread em around a field! 🤣

Is it just me, or are pumpkin patches one of life’s greatest disappointments?!

@djnickosborne I’m now actively looking forward to tomorrow’s ad breaks 🤣

Typing Cameltoe instead of Camelot is an easier mistake to make than you probably realise

@bushontheradio Dave the Hairy Biker in the self service cafe aboard a Brittany Ferry

In a cafe and synth legend Rick Wakeman is in here having a full English. What have you seen a famous person eat?

Are you ready for #ShaniaDay? The one and only, @ShaniaTwain will be talking to @HeyBaylen on Friday 30 September from 10am! 🗣 "Play Absolute Radio Country"

@AlBooth Yep! Yeah not overly helpful for you I guess!

@Lou_Nash How amazing! Well a currently pregnant person is still a Mum. Admittedly, that's probably just going to be a lesson in shoulda/woulda/couldas from my point of view. A January baby?

Are you a Mum? Would you like to be a guest on a new podcast I'm doing called "Dad Asks Mums"? It's aimed at me getting advice from Mums, in order to be a better Dad and partner. Thanks.

@emmajbradshaw Awww Emma I’m really sorry to hear this. But so lovely that he was such a part of who you’ve become. Sending you loads of love xxx

He always loved cars and F1, and I watched all the races with him. He desperately tried to get me into rugby too, he was a rugby player, but was gutted when I got into football and decided to support Chelsea…

My dad passed away at the weekend after a very short battle with cancer. ❤️He was the best dad I could have asked for. I’ve been thinking about him a lot, I hadn’t really considered before how he shaped who I am today, and the life choices I’ve made.

@LucyHorobin Yep. This. How can you judge someone you’ve never met so vehemently?!

There seems to be a lot of people who have never met the Royal family but believe everything they read about Harry and Meghan. These people are apparently fans of the Queen yet think it’s ok to publicly spew bile at her grandson and his wife at a time like this. Shame on you.

@paulsylvester75 Oh this is wonderful 🥰

My Mum has announced that at 80 years old she might try pizza. I'm speechless... Next, skydiving...

@Nicola_Hume Oh gosh this must be bringing everything back to the surface, and so soon. Sending loads of love xxx

Ooof, I’m quite emotional this evening. These last 10 days have been an emotional whirlwind. Nan suddenly passed away last week, and then The Queen this week. Gonna take a mini Twitter break. Much love to you all❤️❤️

@alasdair_buchan @SW_Help @stonewalluk Can’t believe this is still happening in 2022. Horrific behaviour. X

Sad and angry that the station manager of @SW_Help at Clapham Junction called me an idiot and shouted the word “fag” at me when I asked for a refund on a delayed train. I’d like to sit down with someone and discuss this. @stonewalluk #LGBT #gaytravel #homophobic

@pjsissons Gahhh me neither! It’s like kids TV for adults!

So. Can't. WAIT for more Ghosts!

@AlBooth @Warblefly has the BEST voice!

Who are the radio newsreaders that have you hooked? They're best at delivery, their scripting is ear-catching, and how they use their voice has you in awe. #Radio #Newsreader

@dangasser With you on that one. Don’t get all the fuss.

@RichieFirth To be fair, the trees started it…

Starbucks going a bit early here? This means autumn and basically Christmas right? Anybody else gone early?

@BrittanyFerries Hi, how do I get in touch with your complaints department? My mum has been trying to get in contact for months but can never actually manage to speak to a human… Thanks 🛳

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