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Weird how you skipped over the last Democrat President's famous Easter moment

Nolan Gorman when the Cardinals aren’t down 4+ runs:

@DanielGilr44222 Shitty white sketch comics should bring back black face the same way shitty black sketch comics do.

Druski says that I had to give my makeup artist a raise and a $100K bonus after that last skit she ain't just do makeup, she committed identity theft. The way she had me looking identical is actually insane! 😂😆

What would you do in this situation?

@dru_montana47 for @LegionOfSkanks please

*text from Max Homa “hey would you wanna go to this guys bachelor party he’s a producer on a podcast” *Tiger reads text*

Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan Security Guard:

@HellbenderSTL Anything to keep that french f****t his clean sheet streak

My mind is still blown on this… you can’t let that wild contact go for LACF then call off the goal for STL for even less contact. #AllForCITY #MLS

@MLS Joke of a league. Joke of officiating. Joke of an account

Another one! That's a brace for Choinière!

@MLS @LAFC Anything to keep that french f** his clean sheet streak huh?

Mathieu Choinière finds the opening goal for @LAFC! 📺 Apple TV: soc.cr/4ssVISe

@stlCITYsc I've seen enough. @FBI @FBIDirectorKash investigate this league

😯🤏

@LAFC Lmaooo fuck la s*** c. Bailed out by shitty ref job per usual

Scoreless after 45. #LAFCvSTL

@MLS_PR @NashvilleSC @MLS Shut the fuck up

Tonight’s game-winning goal scored at 8:17:02 EDT by @NashvilleSC's Hany Mukhtar was officially the 25,000th regular-season goal scored in @MLS history.

@nornXP @stlCITYsc @LAFC @MLS Criminal activity right before our very eyes

Tonight, we are wearing black armbands in memory of Ilona Löwen. Thank you to @LAFC and everyone with us tonight at BMO Stadium for showing your support with a moment of silence 🤍

@MLS @SportingKC Fuck you

Joveljić puts @SportingKC ahead just before the break! 👀 📺 Apple TV: soc.cr/40gwDOG

@MLS @dcunited Fuck you

Tai Baribo puts @dcunited ahead with a laaaate penalty kick goal!

@MLS @dcunited Fuck you

A big 3 points on the road for @dcunited!

⚽️ MATCHDAY 4 SCORES THREAD ⚽️ New York draws a point on the last kick of the game in Toronto.

@MLS @NashvilleSC @OrlandoCitySC @newyorkcityfc Fuck you

@NashvilleSC @OrlandoCitySC @newyorkcityfc A six-goal thriller ends all even in Dallas. 🤝

@MLS Fuck you

@MLS @HoustonDynamo Fuck you

GOLAZO ☄️ Mateusz Bogusz with a dagger at the death for @HoustonDynamo!