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@laura_horts Oh I can sometimes get trainers from the 'youth' section because teenage boys have bigger feet than me. They aren't the shiny ones that draw me in on those stupid ads though. Then of course after you click on it they think you really want to see it and keep showing it

@laura_horts Well, if it's the only way to get the bargain vat free, shiny new shoes it may well be worth it

@laura_horts Absolute fuckers. 😠

@laura_horts Why is it always me and you that get them?? We are NOT your target audience!

@Astroclassicist @Puzzledbyadream Yes, get a Two Together card! As above even with the upfront cost you still save on your first use and then every other time on a train together for 12 months is a bargain.

@Puzzledbyadream (Presuming you're travelling from Weston, card costs £30, but will save ~£60 on these tickets)

@deanoshoes Yes, they are very well known. They have not long had a baby, so splitting up wasn't on the bingo card

@LouiseEW 😂 You know these people Pickle. ? #yoof

Sorry...who. ? It's on the BBC home news page. . 😂 bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@deanoshoes Just another Grandad init

Ahem. @LouiseEW x 😂

Compton, Long Beach, CRICKLEWOOD 🧡

Shoutout to the guy just casually eating noodles during the orchestra performance in the #ClosingCeremony 😭

@LondonTom @MayorofLondon @TfL I thought things like that get condensed into the price of a travel card for the day. That said it is so long since I bought a travel card, they could cost £8. I am also terrible at remembering to tap out, if ever we use DLR or overground my bill is far bigger than it could be

Taking back my country 🤬 #Riots #EDL #Londonistan

@laura_horts I have one of these. If it has been in a bag, I open the flip top with a finger hovering over it as movement can put a bit of water in the spout bit and it flips it at you. Plus it can go in the top of the dishwasher amzn.eu/d/8CeQRXF

@laura_horts Is it just normal cetirizine? If so, double up and take another in the evening when the pollen comes back down. That's what I have been doing this past few weeks and it means I can breathe in bed

“No, they haven’t brought down the Government yet but they have stolen some crocs and sausage rolls”

How deep do you have to plunge down, as JK Rowling has, for the scummiest rag in the world - the Sun - to publish a column telling you to wind down the "militant anti-trans stuff". What a reality check, to know that even for a piss rag like the Sun you've gone too far.

@elonmusk @Keir_Starmer Seriously? Since when have you claimed to understand British communities or British politics? Exactly how many days have you spent with these communities? Does it ever occur to you that this might perhaps be the wrong time to sound off about a subject you know nothing about?

Andrew Tate finding out that his racist followers are racist.

these racist are super stupid! man got a ww2 poppy on his jacket and Hitler swastika tattoo 😭 that's like supporting spurs n arsenal