Louis van Wyk

Not the worst, but the one that feels most fitting right now: Wonky Visual. #AnagramGame

@Kieran_McAnulty Our rates increase notice from Ruapehu District Council specifically mentioned the scrapping of water reforms as the main reason for the rates hike.

Government cancels Affordable Water Reforms and dismisses recommendations from Future of Local Government review. Rates go up. Government blames road cones.

@cjlambert How do fit four elephants into a Swift?? Two in the front and two in the back… 😂😂😂

@cjlambert I shared a flat with Spanish people in London. Same story but they often shared their paella and tortilla de patatas so had few complaints 😃

What a tense game! Well done @PilipinasWNFT. Great effort @NZ_Football #FWC2023

Just putting it on record that our little lodge has been brimming with US guests this week, when we would usually be quiet. All @USWNT fans travelling to watch @FIFAWWC. So hosting such events do have benefits, and out of gratitude will be supporting US on Thursday!

@WakaKotahi_news But is this ever actually enforced? Seen police cruise past vehicles sitting in the right lane a few times.

You must keep left unless you're passing others. The person driving this car is travelling in the right lane but isn't passing anyone. If a lane to your left is free, you must keep left. It's the law: legislation.govt.nz/regulation/pub…

@cjlambert Doing a double header on Thursday. USA vs Netherlands followed by Barbie. Will however do Mission Impossible on Friday 😂

@1NewsNZ What a waste of cheese

Cheese wheels filled with cocaine discovered at US border 1news.co.nz/2023/07/24/che…

“X —IS THE FUTURE STATE OF UNLIMITED INTERACTIVITY – CENTERED IN AUDIO, VIDEO, MESSAGING, PAYMENTS/BANKING – CREATING A GLOBAL MARKETPLACE FOR IDEAS, GOODS, SERVICES, AND OPPORTUNITIES. POWERED BY AI, X WILL CONNECT IS ALL IN WAYS WE’RE JUST BEGINNING TO IMAGINE.”

@17ThankQ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what does dancing have to do with voting? However maybe more ballets should be performed in open spaces to make it more accessible

How did Trump know ballets were in dumpsters, in ditches, in sewers, in the woods, behind buildings, etc….. They were almost always in bags as well and not out in the open. Even the fraudulent ones had tracking thanks to Xi. Because each one had a live tracking device in it that’s why. Trump knows EVERYTHING! Knows who did what Knows where Knows how I can’t wait till it’s ALL exposed. PANIC IN DC

@kpatton @ow Also because this will probably require installing a new app or an update with new Ts&Cs and many people won’t be willing to actively agree to giving Musk that power over our data.

@ow lol, you're going to bail after all this because the logo changes, why are people upset about this I just don't get it

The sad Kiri Alan news and dumb X news are really bringing out the idiots on this site today. A sure sign that it’s time to quit this hell hole after all. Off to Threads then 😬😭🤢

@TheSpinoffTV 😢

“I spoke to her on the phone this morning – it would be fair to say it was a difficult conversation,” says Chris Hipkins thespinoff.co.nz/live-updates/2…

@Scind @FrancesCook 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

@FrancesCook He's done a lot more for this world than you have so i'd be more likely to have belief in whatever is behind it.

Truly unsure if the man is a moron, or deliberately tanking twitter

@fighthetyranny That’s not what happened dimwits. Obviously just a bog standard delay in her being told she’s live. Happens all the time

WATCH: Amelia Wade has EPIC BRAIN MELTDOWN on public television after Shane Jones says something BASED

@grahamthekat @1NewsNZ @_chloeswarbrick Grow up you perv

MPs 'saddened' by news of Kiri Allan's arrest, resignation 1news.co.nz/2023/07/24/mps…

@evanrobertsnz @FrankMcRae More importantly, are there Mexican loaded chips in Wellington?? Going to US v Netherlands on Thursday so this is critical information…

@FrankMcRae Can report chips are $7.50 in Wellington 🤨

Damn this is pretty reasonable. Can we get fifa to run super rugby

@jonastyle_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@elonmusk The Nobel Committee should seriously consider awarding Musk the Nobel Peace Prize for his incredible effort in restoring free speech to social media, big tech, and more generally in the U.S. Free speech is arguably the most important safeguard for liberty everywhere. @elonmusk

And soon we shall bid adieu to the twitter brand and, gradually, all the birds

@Rgranot Just stop. No one needs this crap

100% AI-generated images from just a small training set! The future of AI is here 😵 #StableDiffusion #TheDream