Jordan Middleton

can I just cry pls

In defense of the Oxford comma.

Its really strange living in a town where spring break is 2 months long

Well the lady I was tutoring dropped this class.. But she brought me a space pen and told me I was cool

I should make a blog about all the weird fucking things people do in my classes.

I need someone to talk to about every episode of Grey's Anatomy. Someone to me my Grey's person

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Agreed to tutor a lady in my bio class. I guess now I actually have to learn what's going on in there..

I lent my notes to a girl in class and she fucking highlighted on them... Who does that to notes that they're borrowing

I'm so excited for the nap I'm gonna take after this class.

I think all my pet peeves were triggered today...

2 cops just pulled over a corvette in front of my house. Apparently they just wanted to talk. No ticket.

I applied for a Summer internship in Colorado~~~ I will be so excited to get away from Gulf Shores all tourist season long

It's not like it's a surprise trip, I mean after all you do it every year. People should donate to cures not your travel expenses.

It pisses me off when people are like fund my trip to Africa every single year and so I don't have to get a job to pay for it myself thanks.

College is not for me.

My teacher has all of our online assignments for a section due before she teaches it and wonders why no one pays attention in class

Also, the guys come in full camo attire each and every day. Like, you do know there aren't any deer in the hallways right?

There's a guy in my 8am who dips tobacco and eats pancakes AT THE SAME TIME. He brings syrup. He spits into a coke can all of class.

If you decide to vacation to gulf shores make absolutely sure not to attend college here for any reason