Kate Kalinowski

Lets spice up quarantine and vote for me to be on the cover of Maxim Magazine maximcovergirl.com/2020/kate-7

People spend all this time debating whether pineapple should be on a pizza but I want to know when corn became an acceptable topping?

@sweetgreen I ordered quinoa as the base of my salad and this is pathetic. If I ordered greens this would have been filled to the brim. Wtf? This is not worth the insane $15 price tag

Just having to deal with getting in and out it @flyLAXairport is enough to make someone move out of LA #youarereallytestingmyanxiety

Last night I dreamt about drinking two @DietCoke but when I woke up I was instantly sad because I had no Diet Coke left! 😩 lol

Per usual the amount of time it takes to get from SF to LA is the same amount of time it takes to get from LAX to home - and I only live 15 min from the airport! 😩 #ineedadrink

The new @SouthwestAir terminal in @flySFO is so nice & clean & quiet. Comparing it to LAX is like heaven and hell 😇😉

Cheers to the couple who are drinking beers @UrthCaffe bar in the @SouthwestAir terminal. Not even 8am but it’s 5pm somewhere, right?

Kid entering the security line at the airport: this is just like a ride!

Broke a wine glass with my bare hands, feel strangely empowered 🍷💪🏻

Today my hairstylist made me realized that the longest committed relationship I’ve ever been in has been with me and my bangs! Lol 10+ years!! #signaturelook

@earthquakesLA Felt stronger than a 1.5 in Culver/Palms

A 1.5 magnitude earthquake occurred 5.59mi NE of Rancho Cucamonga, CA. Details: eqbot.com/HYw Map: eqbot.com/HYC

@drewshannon @Luftgekuhlt We had a similar discussion, it’s truly a shame 🙁

Still need to get into the gate, then wait through this line to get on a shuttle to get to a show that ends at 2pm @Luftgekuhlt

Waiting an hour and still not in the main bus line/through security

The insane lines to get into the @Luftgekuhlt Porsche show. 10:40 am now, let’s see how long it takes to get in

@TalentiGelato your lids still won’t open. This just happen because of you. Hasn’t stopped bleeding for about 20 minutes. If I have to go to the ER I blame you.

Every time I get a mani/pedi now I think about how when I was 16 I could get a mani/pedi in SF for $7/8 - oh how times have changed! 😜💅🏼