Cogito Ergo Resist 🐶🧠🌷🕺🏻🎤⛎♿️🏳️‍🌈🌎🟧

Ok, so I'd like to think there's more wisdom to share than a single tweet, so here's my pinned thread.

@politvidchannel Really? You think there’s going to be a next president? This coup needs to stop now, not wait four years to trust that the only folks still allowed to vote will vote to save democracy, and also hope the f‘Elon hasnt tampered with vote tabulation equipment.

The Next President could put Musk in jail for Life.

Musk appears to have already exceeded the mandate granted by the executive order Trump signed setting up DOGE on Jan. 20.

Since the hashtag #votedfortrump is fake trending (it’s a paid ad being amplified by thousands of foreign fake accounts), I thought I would drop this here. I’m voting for Harris/Walz.

When #VotedforTrump is “trending” but it’s really an Ad paid for by the Trump campaign.

Unbelievable!..Did you know that Kamala Harris is the only Presidential candidate in our 300+year history! to have worked in all three Branches of Government! The Judiciary! The Legislative and the Executive? Which makes her the most qualified Presidential candidate ever! Wow!

MAGA Christian, LGBTQ hating, Chick-fil-A in Atlanta, hosted Trump during his klanpaign rally & fundraiser. Nothing screams Christian values quite like supporting a rapist for president. #ProudBlue #TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident #VoteBlueToProtectWomensRights

@kleavittnh just asking a question … do you think this is why he did this? I think so. It seems like something a serial sexual predator would have on his mind music.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6GOv…

Milkshakes for everyone at Chick-fil-A in Atlanta, Georgia🥤

@XDevelopers Billionaires gonna grift. No thank you.

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@geosciteacher17 @NWSSanAntonio @NOAA @Starlink Meh

@NWSSanAntonio @NOAA @Starlink REAL VIDEO WAS WAY BETTER than this computer generated one!! Sorry!

Here is a full disk view of @NOAA’s GOES East satellite capturing the moon's shadow during the total eclipse! #Eclipse2024

@GOP @KatieBrittforAL Wait. What are her kids‘ names? That alone is some child protection services intervention. As for her hot & bothered breathy performance about how bad off families are, she forgot to mention that it’s because of f'idiots like moms for liberty and the red hats.

Watch the full Republican Response to the State of the Union by Sen. @KatieBrittforAL:

@BeachPretzel2 @InhellJourney I just stole this meme. Does it look good here? I think it looks good here.

@TheCuriousBear_ I was thinking it might be time to paint the ceiling. Which shade of greige should I use?

Oh, you don’t know what a funnel is? They’re those long web pages that convince you to get 💩 you don’t need, and all ya gotta do is watch a short 3.5 hour video to get this free bonus life-changing fiddly foobah for the one time low payment of $1,997 (monthly for 47 months).

I have decided that Spanky McBrunson, aka Mr. Funnels, needs to have things happen that I won’t say publicly. I hated these things as a consumer. It is not possible to overstate how much I hate them now that my job includes creating and supporting them.

@DCelesteSpencer Damn, that’s a good list! How do I get appointed to work in the White House if Tя☭ᴍ₽ loses his way back in?

Greg Abbott is currently drowning people in the river to make himself more popular with his horrible, bloodthirsty voters, but sure dipshits, wheelchair jokes are the problem

@MarkHamill 🛑 #Trump BRAGGED he could pay $1M, EVERY DAY, for the NEXT 10 YRS & he'd STILL have MONEY in the BANK! That's a WHOPPING $3.65 BILLION in CASH $83.3M+5M = $88.3M LEAVES #Trump with $3.56 BILLION in CASH in the BANK! Yet he still #GRIFTS #TrumpIsAGrifter #TrumpIsARapist

There are 268,581 square miles in Texas. Since Gov. Abbott's permitless carry law, people 18 and older with no training or screening can carry guns anywhere in the state. --Except at NRA and CPAC conventions, Trump rallies and near Greg Abbott. #VoteBlueToProtectYOU #DemVoice1

The same guys who can't handle Greg Abbott wheelchair jokes worship this total fuckbag:

@TheMikeMorton @theliamnissan Yeah, no. New footage in a few weeks, and the christofascist coordinators are already trying to say that any violence will be infiltrators. Nevermind that their language is all about war, fighting for god, etc., whilst inviting past & present military, LEOs, and warriors.

There are thousands of armed Christofascist asshats assembling in South Texas right now, and I'm gonna call'em the Ranch Covidians

I'm aware of the fact that I live in Texas and surrounded by Christofascist asshats with assault rifles. I'm also aware of the fact that Elon will doxx me eventually. I will continue shitposting anyway. I'm ready for the Nazis. Let's fuck'em up