Ricky Lovelace

5 year review done ✅ No more appointments thank God!Can move on now 🤯😂 Never be afraid to get your balls fondled-it could save your life and you also might enjoy it 😬 Check @Ballstocancer for advice on the right technique 🍒 + Thanks for anyone who’s listened to me moaning 😘

@mionomedev Just the most perfect tweet 😂 👏

He’ll take us down. You cannot appoint a 45 year old who spikes his hair with gel, what kind of message does that send to the players.

“Garfield, Radcliffe, Pascal and the rest should be put on the spot. They should be made to tell us exactly what they hate about Rowling’s campaigning. Is it her belief that men are not women? Is it her funding of Biera’s Place in Edinburgh, a women-only service for survivors of sexual assault? Is it her opposition to men playing in women’s sports, including boxing, where biological males pound women literally for sport?” ✍️Brendan O’Neill | 🎁Read this article for free: telegraph.co.uk/gift/456e3fe4e…

@salltweets Pair of absolute cunts

Just two men sitting around pontificating on the cruelty of a woman wanting women to have rights. GFY.

Given that @SkyNews thinks this individual's opinions were important enough to be aired on television, it's odd that they've turned off replies.

Very candid from Marcelo Bielsa: “I haven’t returned to Leeds mainly because the feeling of nostalgia is something, at times, one resists confronting “I see it as one of the most beautiful memories football has given me” #lufc

Marcelo, When you came to manage Leeds United, the false dawns and false starts had become the norm. The brief moments of joy were exceptional respites during the decade-and-a-half away from the top-tier of English football - 'the banter years'. The club had been unloved and uncared for by many managers and owners on the spiral down the football pyramid. That is why - when you brought a seemingly inexhaustible amount of competence and passion - it was a revolution. No one know what to expect before that first game of the season. And like before every first game of every new season, we all held our collective breath. So when Mateusz Klich stabbed home that shot against Stoke on that sunny day in August 2018 - the Elland Road roar that preceded was an exclamation of disbelief as much as joy. What followed was the best football any of us might ever see our team play in our lifetimes. What many of us would give to go back and live it all again. And how did you do it? Because you care. You care passionately about every small detail, every small moment - because you know that even the tinniest component of a football club, is part of the foundation of the whole. So you adjusted the position of electric sockets on the walls of Thorp Arch; a dirty boot print in the hall never happened again; and the players picked up rubbish for an hour, because their integrity and understanding of what the fans have to do pay to watch them, was as important to you, as their physical strength. You watched a season's worth of games for every one of our opponents, studying them meticulously until you knew every strength, every weakness, and what tactical changes they would make depending on the game state. You cared. You cared so much that your passion almost has its own gravity; it draws people in - and makes them care too. You turned a mid-table Championship squad into a mid-table Premier League side - no one else could have done that. But more than that - you turned #LUFC - one of the most hated teams in the UK - into what some pundits at the time called "everyone's second team" - by virtue of the most unbelievably exciting brand of football. Every press conference was a philosophical lecture. You lambasted modern football, football authorities, the press, agents and everything else that makes a mockery of the beauty of this game. But you always praised the fans, you always praised your players and you never, ever took credit. And while others jumped at the opportunity to lap up the applause for the fruits of your labour, you never puffed proud. Embarrassed, you even had to be goaded into lifting the Championship trophy. You have left every single manager that followed in your wake an impossible task. Your shadow lingers still. You will be loved forever in this city in West Yorkshire of which your face and words adorn murals 10ft tall. And we'll never forget how your lessons of hard work, love and passion and belief and hope, transformed our club. Even when the entire establishment tried to prise you off that pedestal they had so begrudgingly put you on - during the spy gate scandal - you simply dismantled the narrative with a tactical masterclass we will never the see the like of again. And you did it all in the most disarming way, while turning sport into art, and uplifting this community. You have personally changed the trajectory of my life, and those of countless others I know. Thank you does not feel enough for the appreciation and gratitude we all feel. But it will have to do. Vamos Bielsa, Vamos Leeds Carajo! We will never forget what you did for us! Gracias Marcelo!

70’ Becoming a common occurrence this season, as Kelleher goes down needing treatment after Leeds make substitutions. Looks like he’ll now be fine to continue after the Brentford players check in with their manager. 0-0

@BerenCross Well he’s only given us one so they’re winning 😂

Another match which will not be heading for the Premier League Years showreel based on its opening half an hour. Who's got the longest throw and who can win the easiest foul? #lufc

The HIGHEST EVER BREAK 🤯 A 153 by... you guessed it... @ronnieo147 👏 👇 Watch full break 👇 #WorldOpen

🇦🇷🔻Marcelo Bielsa: "I am sure that football is in a process of decline." "It is becoming less and less attractive because what made it the best game in the world is not there anymore." "If you let a lot of people watch football, but you don't protect the pleasure of what they watch, that favours business, because the business is that a lot of people watch football." "For me, the introduction of technology (like VAR) does a lot of harm to football." "This sport has a particularity: when it becomes completely predictable, it loses its appeal." "As time passes, as fewer and fewer footballers are worth watching and as the game produced is less and less enjoyable, this artificial increase in the number of spectators will be interrupted."

wife sent me to the grocery store and is suddenly unreachable

Forget big decisions in their favour, Leeds United just want correct decisions. A rancid run of rubbish reffing rumbles on. The Verdict on Crystal Palace 0-0 Leeds United. #lufc yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/sport/football…

“It was a huge disadvantage and has influenced the game a lot.” Daniel Farke was left perplexed by Gabriel Gudmundsson’s controversial sending off as Leeds United draw 0-0 at Crystal Palace. #LUFC | #BBCFootball

@LeighOvo1 Should’ve watched Leeds v Palace, even worse. And chuck in a virgin Ref too

That half of United Villa sums up premier league football right now. No pace, no excitement, no fun.. Just boring football, played by robots 🥱🥱

No one who hasn't been a goalkeeper can understand how difficult it is to play in this position. Keep your head up and you will go again.

@LUFC @HisenseUK Think he needs a new contract and do it sharpish 😂

👑 70% of the vote goes to Gabriel Gudmundsson - your @HisenseUK Player of the Match against Norwich yesterday

You have a greater chance of being struck by lightning than all three of your children being lgbtq. I guess the word we’re looking for is “transhausen-by-proxy.”

Every time I see these “trans” kids of celebrities mentioned, it reminds me of when Jordan Peterson appeared on a podcast in which he broke down the probability of a family having more than one trans or gender questioning child. It was something like 0.0001%. It applies to Hollywood in a similar way, a tight knit bubble of sheeple where a significant percentage of people, all of whom know each other and are friends with one another, just so happen to have children who are trans, non binary, etc. The likelihood of that occuring within ones social circle and it genuinely being the case is next to nonexistent. It's a manufactured trend, just like when it was cool to adopt black babies. And above all else, it's child abuse.

@GrahamSmyth Gnonto in the 10 👌

CROSSBAR! Piroe from miles out. Beautiful strike. And it's a corner so the keeper must have had a touch. 2-0 #lufc

@premierleague @SunderlandAFC Don’t check a chokeslam but check for handball when the ball hits the middle of their players chest. Make it make sense

Habib Diarra's penalty gives @SunderlandAFC all three points on the road! 🛣️