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#DeadOrAlive News Network. | Parody Account | Your #1 source for all DOA news made into hilarious content.......Don't get clipped.

Somebody's Basement idk Katılım Nisan 2026
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BREAKING: Professional #DeadOrAlive player and DOA6 World Champion @ihoodless 's du-rag spotted boarding the plane to its own first class seat on the way to Evo Japan. Rumors have surfaced proving that he keeps all of his thoughts inside of there. #DOA #EvoJapan2026
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New leaks have surfaced confirming the new #DeadOrAlive story mode for 6LR will be a 5 chapter pop-up book story, where you have to imagine all of the fighting. Sources say that you are allowed to bring your own pillow and blanket to the story mode now. #DOA6
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@VibezDante currently under investigation by Abstergo for allegations brought to them about him actually being the first prototype of fighting game AI. "He's literally just ChatGPT with skin" the community said to LHN reporters.
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BREAKING: DOA6 players petitioning to ban every single stage in DOA6LR because of the unbalanced hazards. 👀 Tournaments will be hosted and through the main menu ONLY, with both players roleplaying their moves in a voice chat. More on this in the future. #DeadOrAlive
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During a press conference when @ZakkuRye was asked by reporters about the current state of the Ninja Trials, his only response for 2 hours straight was: "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid y'know?" More at 6 when we hear the rest of the sentence.
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@BlackberryNE currently in talks with Ned Lamont, the governor of Connecticut about picking up and moving the state closer to the Midwest after the heartbreaking loss to Hades in the Ninja Trials. h/t: @ZakkuRye
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Dead Or Alive professional players in talks with Team Ninja about banning the Throwdown stage in tournaments due to the performance anxiety caused by several NPCs on the stage looking at them. 👀💔
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BREAKING: SinfulCrystal taking an indefinite hiatus from competitive play due to their S button failing to properly operate. "I can't break blow, I'm done." They said.
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The best Hayate player in his room, @dark_tensei gets pressed by Shiun after a convincing 3-0. Asks for offline sets with 0 offline placings 👀
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Fujin-Uchiha once again blaming the fact he only gets Spectrum Internet in the Leaf Village for his loss to Kallig😭😭😭 #PlayMoreDOA #DeadOrAlive
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BREAKING: Alleged Mila prodigy @Ichiron47 seen in a versus lobby getting lessons from a 3 year old on how to play the game. Seems he's setting up for a comeback against some of the best players in the game.
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