Lowell Cohn

Read my book 'Brooklyn Jew: Journey of an America Sportswiter.' amazon.com/Brooklyn-Jew-J…

The Angel of Death open.substack.com/pub/lowellcohn…

Dave Newhouse Died open.substack.com/pub/lowellcohn…

All Praise to the 49ers for Free Agent Signings open.substack.com/pub/lowellcohn…

The 49ers Hilarious Acquisition of Mike Evans open.substack.com/pub/lowellcohn…

Cohn Zohn today at 4 pm. @grantcohn and I will discuss the 49ers ridiculous signing of Mike Evans and the equally ridiculous position they have put themselves in if they cut or trade Trent Williams. Other than that this has been a 4-star Niners day.

Sovereign Citizens and Traffic Stops open.substack.com/pub/lowellcohn…

Kamala Wants 16-Year-Olds to Vote open.substack.com/pub/lowellcohn…

Cohn Zohn today at 11: a.m. @grantcohn and I will discuss possible free-agent signings for the 49ers. We will address the fact that players have ranked 49ers training staff worst in the league, and what that means. And much more.

Cohn Zohn today at 4 pm. @grantcohn who is at the Combine in Indy, and I will discuss John Lynch's just-concluded press conference, so this is news hot off the press.

What is the difference between a price and a price point?

I Haven’t Watched ‘Rise of the 49ers’ open.substack.com/pub/lowellcohn…

Cohn Zohn today at 3 pm. @grantcohn and I will ask if the Seahawks getting Brian Fleury means a damn thing to the 49ers. We will discuss whether flag football in Saudi Arabia is serious or silly, & we will discuss the virtues or the non-virtues of the series The Rise or the 49ers

Masturbation in Wuthering Heights open.substack.com/pub/lowellcohn…

Cohn Zohn today at 2:15 p.m. @grantcohn and I will say what the 49ers should have learned from the Super Bowl. We will ask if the 49ers should have kept Darnold instead of Purdy, and Lowell will address the Electric Substation Blues and Jed's insufficient respone to the issue.

49ers Substation Blues open.substack.com/pub/lowellcohn…

Cohn Zohn today at 11:00 a.m. @grantcohn and I will discuss the pros & cons of hiring Raheem Morris as DC & praise the 49ers for not hiring Gus Bradley. We will ask if the promotion of Al Guido means something good or bad for John Lynch. & we will predict the Super Bowl, sort of.

Mostly British Film Festival open.substack.com/pub/lowellcohn…

LaCohn & LaRocca: The 49ers are on the Verge of Making a Big Splash x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Eddie D’s Blunt Criticism of 49ers Ownership open.substack.com/pub/lowellcohn…

Cohn Zohn today at 2 pm. @grantcohn and I will ask how far the 49ers are from reaching a Super Bowl, if it could happen in the near future. We will compare Purdy and Darnold and go over Kurt Warner's withering criticism of the 49ers offense.