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Someone needs to create a music app only for musicians that make real good music 😭🎶

Baby Alien really had one girl fighting for exclusivity while bro was silently negotiating a 3-player DLC package behind her back 😭☠️ Short kings moving like final bosses on Kick now 😂🔥

bitches never be in your likes but will ALWAYS be in your views 😭😂

Lesbians know how to cook

POV: The emojis said too much 😭 Women really be reading between the lines like it’s the Da Vinci Code”

Just saw an Instagram where the lady was saying,, I’m back from Italy, I’ll share some thoughts 1. I don’t need coffee w/creamer. I just need Italian coffee. 2. Time is most def a construct 3. Black women are magnetic to every culture. We are literally sought out & people flock to us bc we are always the vibe. 4. The Tyrrhenian Sea is one of the prettiest bodies of water ever. 5. America is ghetto and does not know how to do leisure or hospitality. 6. We don’t have stomach issues, we have trash ass chemically loaded food.

Which female is also guilty of this?🤨🧐❤️

where money and women are involved... men betray men

I was at a pharmacy a few days ago waiting to pick up my prescription when a man in work overalls came in with his daughter, maybe 10 years old. She had a nasty cough and looked exhausted. The pharmacist told him the total and he immediately went quiet. Started checking every pocket like maybe more money would magically appear. Then he asked, “If I leave out the syrup, can I still get the antibiotics?” The pharmacist explained she really needed both. His daughter looked up at him and said, “Dad, it’s okay, im already feeling a bit better” That broke me a little. So I stepped forward and paid for everything before he could argue. The man just stared at me for a second like he didn’t know what to say. As they were leaving, the little girl turned around and waved at me with the biggest smile. I don’t think she realized she made my entire day too.

"There's light at the end of the tunnel" Why am I in a tunnel in the first place??

RT @iluv_papi: Trainwrecks TV just hit an INSANE $26M win on Stake’s Angel of Asgard slot. Huge huge win 🤯

RT @clippxp: That teacher is serious and wasn't playing… he ready to flip anyone

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. And in the end you learn who is fake, who is true and who would risk it all for you.

now stay out my dms bitchhh 😭

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Chicago is basically just a warzone

RT @SalimoAnne: Some gym outfits really be testing people's discipline.

If a man wants to save money,what are 3 things he should absolutely avoid?