Loz B

@dannykellywords Sending love Danny - you've got this xx

OK, so there's this... ✊️✊️✊️💊💊💊💚💚💚🔥🔥🔥

@AmbJapanUK Worst FakeTaxi ever!

Black cab is full with just two Yokozuna (Grand Champion)!!😅

@richardtruttero @talkSPORT Think you just lost the argument on that one. Even on form, Kane has 6 goals and 2 assists in 4 games, Watkins has 0 goals and 0 assists in 3 games

@LozB17 @talkSPORT Watkins for me, he’s much more mobile

🤯 "Kane is not in the top ten England strikers of all time." This caller was not happy with Harry Kane following England's recent win over Andorra.

@richardtruttero @talkSPORT Replaced by who? Watkins? Toney?

@talkSPORT Kane hasn’t been on his game for a couple of years now and should be replaced as soon as possible

@fesshole Does she like carbonara?

I work far away from home a lot. I moved into a house with no doorbell. My wife tried to hide her displeasure when I bought and fitted a smart doorbell. I wonder why?

@fplmundo Decent team - might want to look at an alternative keeper though, there'll definitely be 6 alternatives so at least one of them should be better/more likely to play than Onana

I was last to pick. My phone signal crapped out repeatedly and I didn't realise I got 2 picks in a row 😅 So ended up with 3 auto picks but relatively happy with well rounded team thanks guys!

Got my first ever FPL Draft player selection ceremony this evening - we are all virgins, any tips?

@fplmundo Go for strikers, there's fewer of them compared to defenders, mids and keepers

@FPLMeerkat This was mine in an 11 man draft. Luckily I got to go second though

12 man draft, pick number 10, didn't stand a chance

Draft done ✅ How cooked am I...

@FPLMattW Newcastle's GW4 will be interesting!

8️⃣ NEWCASTLE - 9.90 xGC ⚫⚪ Gameweek Breakdown: 📆 GW1: 1.46 ⚽ Aston Villa (A) 💜 📆 GW2: 2.01 ⚽ Liverpool (H) ❤️ 📆 GW3: 1.16 ⚽ Tottenham (A) ⚪ 📆 GW4: 1.03 ⚽ Newcastle (H) ⚫⚪ 📆 GW5: 1.50 ⚽ Bournemouth(A) 🍒 📆 GW6: 1.71 ⚽ Arsenal (A) 🔴 📆 GW7: 1.04 ⚽ Nott Forest (H) 🌳 Team Analysis: Eddie Howe’s Newcastle are balancing European ambitions with Premier League consistency. Their attacking philosophy sometimes leaves them exposed defensively, but the quality in their squad continues to develop. Key Players: ⚡ Sven Botman - Dutch international with pace and modern defending skills 🏰 Fabian Schär - Swiss rock with leadership qualities and set-piece threat 🔥 Dan Burn - Local hero providing height and commitment 🥅 Nick Pope - England international with excellent shot-stopping record Key Insights: Magpies’ mixed bag! Excellent in GW4 and GW7 (1.03 & 1.04 xGC) but struggled in GW2 (2.01). Newcastle’s defensive inconsistency needs addressing! ⚖️

🧵 THREAD: 🔥Top 10 DEF Teams🚀 📆 GW 1-7: Expected Goals Conceded (xGC) analysis ⚽️ This thread breaks down the BEST #FPL DEF picks you NEED! ✅💰 Backed by @fplsebv model with xGC 📊 Complete Data Analysis 📈 Let’s dive into it 👇🏼

@Nick77615513 @ESPNcricinfo Especially as it's SA's second string as well

@ESPNcricinfo No one cares about a record against third rate Zimbabwe team.

Should Wiaan Mulder have gone for Brian Lara’s 400?

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@Tesco Hi, is it right that your Finest Chicken Breasts have gone from £16.50/kg to £24.20/kg? That's nearly a 50% increase in price!

@Tottenham_Feed More injuries

FILL IN THE BLANK ________✍🏼 I have a feeling we will get _________ against Wolves on Sunday. #THFC | #COYS | #SPURS

@FPLDisasters @FPLMattW @venablesphil I see your 37 and I raise you. Admittedly in the draft rather than the main game though, and Tsimikas didn't play so Maddison will come in

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This iconic photo is now part of Iranian history, capturing the deep frustration of women with the regime—a powerful statement against repression.

@JamesBlunt Just finished your audiobook and wanted to say thank you. Feels weird saying I have sympathy for you when we've never met, (and you're pretty successful regardless) but you've been up against cockwombles since the start. If we ever meet, I'd love to buy you a beer!

@PavelFlorin13 But did you win? Don't keep us guessing?!

First Ball My team mate Sid : Pavel play safe !!! Just give me the strike ! Me : No problem ! 😁😁 #cricket

@andreajenkyns @metpoliceuk @_DHOTYA

Had an interesting conversation with a black cab driver just now. He told me that Lisa Nandy got in his taxi paralytic drunk during lockdown, and got dropped off at Millbank. So drunk she tried to pay with her car park ticket. @metpoliceuk Was she at a party, hypocrisy?

@BroadcastMoose Not sure if tuna or pasta in an omelette is the worst bit?

Home Alone tonight, made myself a lovely Omelette with a dash of Tuna of course

@ThatsSoVillage Playing with 10, our third team bowled the oppo out for 80, and from 78-4 we managed to tie...

What’s the most village thing that happened in your match at the weekend?