Christine Corcos

@tinayhatch @AmandaFoody "I would encourage you to re-read your job description. I call your attention to the section labelled 'Related duties as assigned.'"

i am deceased 🤣 my 5th grader has to do a presentation in her class on a US state. she chose virginia today her teacher said CAN'T SHARE AN IMAGE OF THE STATE FLAG in class because it's not appropriate for school the flag:

Meksika’daki bir şirket, sokaktan kurtardığı kediyi resmen işe aldı. “Mühendis Miauricio” isimli kediye “Duygusal Destek Direktörü” unvanı verildi ve maaş bordrosuna dahil edildi.

Can confirm.

A company in Mexico rescued an orange stray cat and decided to hire him. They named him Engineer Miauricio and gave him the title of Emotional Support Director. His responsibilities are smiling at coworkers, gently meowing and walking around the office.

@SarahjevsEvans Penn with his bear.

Howard Kevin and his giraffe

@odavies9 What an incredibly short-sighted decision. I’m so sorry.

So, my university is wiping out all Humanities teaching.

@SarahjevsEvans Poor Sissy! She’s second in line again!

When my mother phones, she says how is my little prince ⬇️😆

The cat flap in my kitchen door is now officially renamed the Straits of Hormuz as it seems to be opening and closing every five seconds and I’m not sure when I agreed to any of this.

Africa is a reservoir of joy and hope for the whole world. Its young people and its poor still dream; they hope still; they do not settle for what already exists. They desire to rise up again, to prepare for great responsibilities, to put themselves on the line personally. The desire for the infinite that dwells in the human heart is a principle of social transformation deeper than any political or cultural program. #ApostolicJourney #Angola

Marian Anderson sings on steps of Lincoln Memorial, today 1939:

@SarahjevsEvans Quite understandable.

This is why Derek the handyman refuses to use the toilet when he calls

@Jillniki Congratulations!

I PASSED THE ILLINOIS BAR!!!!!!!!

Is mouse-catching a political statement?

@MSNOWNews Please stop showing the same commercials, over and over again, during your breaks. I like @maddow but I don’t need to see her “Happy Monday” commercial seven times in a row.

In Istanbul, a cat went viral on social media for politely asking a tourist for some food. 🐱✨ In the video, the cat’s gentle gestures and adorable looks captured everyone’s heart🫠❤️

@depressionlesss Don't close your eyes when you sleep.

her reaction after losing 🥺🥺🥺

@SarahjevsEvans I'm so sorry.💔

With a broken💔I wanted to let everyone know that Boycee was put to sleep today😰.He had developed severe neurological problems which deteriorated rapidly.The vet believed that the breeders hadn’t given him the best start.Love you Boycee bach will c u again somedayx

@tom_worthington @HusaJaakko *the terminal degree*. I’m still not doing that well after surgery.

@tom_worthington @HusaJaakko Life intervenes. Some people can’t afford to finish the terminal the degree and finally leave with the second or third masters, or something else happens.

Some people do multiple Master's degrees. To me, it's like building multiple low Lego towers instead of trying to build one as tall as possible. Even a doctorate is just an intermediate stage. Why deliberately stay low?

🎶"Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy, I've come home. I'm so cold. Let me in-a-your window"🎶