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@BrettHibbs3 @skz_whooo @Bennieeexyz

@skz_whooo @Bennieeexyz I don't think so. I think it's the msg in the Asian food that gives her migraines. I know cause my brother gets them and generally makes him sick after eating food with msg in it.

My son turned 11 and asked for sushi for his birthday dinner. Done. Made the reservation. Then my in-laws called. They were coming into town and wanted to get together. I invited them along. One problem. My sister in law doesn't eat anything with Asian origin. Says it gives her migraines. For years we'd rearranged plans around this without question. I sat down with my son. Me: Hey. Your aunt doesn't really do Asian food. Would you consider somewhere else? Him: (looked at me) Him: It's my birthday. Me: I know. Him: I want sushi. Me: (fair) I called the in-laws. Explained everything. Told them they were welcome to come to ours the next day for the Superbowl instead if the restaurant didn't work. Them: We want to see you both days. Me: Then we'll see you both days. I figured that was their decision to make. We showed up to the restaurant. My son ordered everything he wanted. My sister in law sat down, looked at the menu for a long time, and ordered edamame and white rice. She was fine. No migraine. My son ate sushi until he could not move. Him: (on the way home, completely full) Him: Best birthday. Me: (looked at him) Me: Yeah? Him: Can we do this every year? Me: (thought about the in-laws) Me: (thought about the edamame) Me: (thought about his face at that table) Me: Absolutely.

@Master_Morrdred @meteociel @Azrael__23 Ben oui ... Ils ont raison...

@meteociel @Azrael__23 "Si vous regardez un cercle chromatique pour faire un dégradé du bleu vers le rouge il faut passer par le vert et le jaune" Vous êtes incroyables.

Dites , @meteociel ? Vous pouvez m'expliquer pourquoi cette couleur rouge vif pour 24° ? Cela vous est-il imposé ? Ça me laisse dubitatif ...

@CW_TradesX @archer_rs Summer starts in a month ...

@archer_rs holy shit we're having summer weather! this cant be right !

Apparently climate change is a myth.

@WilliamT268238 @archer_rs ... Summer starts in a bit less than a month ...

@archer_rs Yeah it’s never hot in the Summer. Idiots.

@coolguy6t9 @ReddCinema You get it all wrong, they started to have dept so they decided to tax women

@ReddCinema and somehow that's when national debt started getting out of hand. no one can explain why

women werent allowed to open a bank account in the usa until 1974??????!!???!!???!????!??????

@anaklusm0s_ @Esban_ Donc l'immigration de Paris vers la Corse c'est ok et les corses ne peuvent pas se plaindre mais l'immigration de Kinshasa vers Paris ça fait peur c'est pas la bonne immigration...

@Esban_ Si vous étiez un peu honnête, vous auriez mis le vidéo entière, pas un extrait manipulateur. Mais la gauche et la manipulation c'est une grande histoire d'amour

je pleure de rire

@EhrineAshbark @CyclingKent101 How about "do not"

@CyclingKent101 The version you're showing _isn't_ the actual version that is on the highway code and gov.uk websites where it says "should not" instead of "must not" which means is advice, not the law. #ruleh3" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">gov.uk/guidance/the-h…

Anti-cyclists double standards. Example one: "Drivers must not cut across cyclists going ahead when turning into a junction" IGNORE - CYCLISTS NEED TO LOOK OUT FOR CARS. Example two: "Cyclists must stop at red lights" AGREE - CYCLISTS SHOULD ABIDE BY THE LAW.

@DarrenMoul93444 @CyclingKent101 Just look at your mirrors, stop the vehicle if you have any doubt, treat it as you treat any turn that cross a lane and you'll be just fine

@CyclingKent101 What if the cyclist is behind, further back in the lane. It’s not always easy for the driver to gauge speed if they’re further back. This example is pretty clear and obvious in the picture.

@fabimode @EvieEvil__ Ben si, il y a le MR

@EvieEvil__ On ne peut même pas voter pour l’extrême droite en Belgique francophone

Attendez !? En Belgique les médias ne laissent pas parler l'extrême droite ? Si c'est vrai, ce pays est incroyable hein

@billy_boi6 @polydao Imagine what he would say to a competing company for some money xD

@polydao Is this video a psyop? The most generic shit ever and people are treating it as though he revealed the deepest secrets of the comapny?

Atlassian's revenue: $1.79 billion last quarter Atlassian's move: fire the engineer who built their infrastructure his move: post a 38-minute breakdown of every system he built, free for anyone to copy what he revealed: > Envoy proxy instead of enterprise load balancers > sidecar architecture for auth, logging, rate limits > DynamoDB + SQS for async provisioning > Packer + SaltStack for automated VM deployments at scale Atlassian charges per employee across 350,000 customers this guy just handed you the enterprise playbook for free save this

@MentisExpiatio @LesVraisFacts Donc dans le monde de Bardella y a pas de Trump, de guerre en Iran, de crise énergétique... Juste du people ?

@LesVraisFacts Les journalistes parlent de l'actualité. JLM sort son programme, les journalistes lui parlent de son programme. Bardella étale sa vie privée dans Paris-Match, "l'affaire" MBappé éclate, les journalistes lui en parlent. Rien d'extraordinaire.

📊 Le fond des questions posées aux candidats : un vrai contraste Lors de ses dernières interviews, Jean-Luc Mélenchon a été interrogé sur : • la guerre en Ukraine • l’Iran • Gaza • Taïwan et la Chine • la défense française et européenne Jordan Bardella, lui, a eu droit à des questions sur : • son couple • Kylian Mbappé Chacun à son niveau, comme on dit. La profondeur des sujets posés en dit long sur la façon dont les médias abordent les différents candidats. Un vrai débat d’idées exige des questions sérieuses pour tout le monde, pas seulement pour certains. Qu’en pensez-vous ? #Elections #PolitiqueFrancaise #Medias #RN #LFI

@Wassss779 @ImaginaryxFlame C'est celui où sard demande à grok de l'aider mais où emmodem avait raison sur les infos...

@ImaginaryxFlame On a pas vue le même débat alors 😂😂

Tu passes pas emmodem en débat tu veux t'en prendre à Clémence Guetté, t'as rien appris sur ta run mediocre sur Street Fighter ?

@gayerthancock @OLAASMS Then why didn't the cop shoot when the guy took the gun out and instead waited for the guy to open the door to leave the scene ?

cop waits until the situation resolves itself and then - without a single word, command, announcement, self-identification or even utterance - tries to deliver vigilante street justice, firing wildly into the streets as the man flees. sounds very cop-like.

@travelingflying Now do Christian

Japanese politician says that Muslims shouldn’t be buried in Japan. ”Japan is a cremation country. Allocating land for Muslim burials is not appropriate. If they want burial, it should be done in their home countries at their own expense.”

@Jrme99353822 @fdsRhea @Ermashism67 @catauz @PrismeMedia L'humain aurait marqué l'arrêt au panneau stop

@fdsRhea @Ermashism67 @catauz @PrismeMedia Et dans tous les cas, un humain aurait réagi en presque une seconde de plus et l'enfant serait aussi passé sous les roues arrières en plus des roues avant.

🚗⚠️ TECH Lors d’un test utilisateur du système de conduite autonome de Tesla, un scénario simulant un enfant surgissant derrière un bus scolaire n’a pas été correctement géré.

@leratpideslac @PrismeMedia Le panneau stop clignotant était un indice...

@PrismeMedia Mais absolument personne n’aurai le temp de l’esquiver mdr

@kaitybella You, are, not, correct !

both B and C are ‘correct’ but if you don’t use the oxford comma you should be ashamed of yourself

@filer0040 Pre peach Venus for roster ?

i got the sentence but you put in the wrong planet

@numcep @Zukoife @zander_supafast Americans are so dumb

@Zukoife @zander_supafast Aren't they the biggest team in the city? Is there even another Paris club playing in the CL? I don't think it's ambiguous

Stop adding content to your UI

@Thiss_Youu @LauraLoomer There is always a tweet xD

@LauraLoomer x.com/LauraLoomer/st…

Why is Barack Hussein Obama meeting with world leaders while President Trump is in office? This is a coup.