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i wish i was HYO’s leopard

“Thank you… Super Sasadango Machine.” “Super Sasadango Machine?” “Because… Um… you look like a Sasadango and wear a Super Strong Machine mask.” “Oh yeah.” #tjpwGP26 #TJPW両国成功への道

Where’s Mikeru? What happened to him? Is he safe? That’s NOT MY MIKERU!!!!

sleeping well tonight knowing I am better than anyone who enjoys watching this

notice how every clip in here is ai because this doesn't actually happen in the real world

Thank you... Chainsaw Man. #ResidentEvilRequiem

she's so handsome ignore the pedophile

THEY UN-EPICED MY EPIC MINIGAMES 💔💔💔

Son...

I’ve been listening to @NicTNemeth trashing me through veiled “advice” and “notes” on busted open for months when in reality he’s just shitting on me out of jealousy. This dude actually said I remind him of a younger Dolph Ziggler. lol. I don’t remember ever being an overhyped mid carder. This dude is delusional. This dude is jealous. And most importantly this dude should keep my name out of his fucking mouth. I’m the most complete professional wrestler in the world. you couldn’t lace my boots or carry my mic. Say my name again on your little show and I’ll beat the fucking shit out of you. You know where to find me. In the meantime I’m gonna focus on my world title defense against “The God” Kenny Omega at Dynasty. Cuz I only face the best of the best. Lmk when the spirit squad guy belongs in that conversation.

When you finally accept the fact you’re fuckin nuts

THIS GAME GOT 0 FILTER

how my new tomodachi miis look with all the stuff i painted on their face

yeah we are so getting that smash bros movie

how it feels to leave the bathroom after a failed shitting attempt

Me tryna keep the convo going after she said "lol"

me in my notes app instead of actually telling them