Lucas X. Wiseman

Imagine going to a theme park and fighting a dragon instead of waiting in line for a ride. On FAR Island, you can! An #AR system makes the foam weapons look razor sharp, costumed actors look like monsters, and the magic feel real- and our heroes are about to visit. #storysummary

This place is cursed. I'm out. Find me on Threads if you wanna keep up with my writing.

@LEGO_Group If it's Star Wars I'll cry

@brandonjc_art Oh, my god.

I'm so fucking dumb, I just realized the Incredibles logo is a marriage between Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl's logos

We need to speak bluntly about this: The Southern Baptist Convention is not (and has never been) a theologically serious organization. It is a political organization dedicated to marshaling and expanding the power of the southern aristocracy. 1/8

New promotional poster for #PercyJackson & The Olympians has been released!

My epic fantasy debut, PROMISE OF BLOOD, is sitting at $2.99 in the US Kindle store. Buy it. Read it. This I command. amzn.to/3NTfJil

Here’s the new song my friends. It’s the beginning of a Wild West gunslinger concept album to be released later this year. Lemme know what you think in the comments below! sym.ffm.to/sixshells

One of the reasons tuberculosis continues to infect and kill more people is because you refuse to allow the widespread distribution of affordable bedaquiline, which is essential to stopping the spread of multidrug-resistant tuberculosis and curing those infected by it. It takes some gall to wonder aloud what the problem is when you know that you are the problem. You've had 20 years of a bedaquiline monopoly. You've made your money. ENOUGH.

I’d love this. There are so many stories still to be told in the Battleborn universe.

@BourassaArt I really loved Battleborn, I hope it can get new life someday.

Anthem :(

There is no way to "save" movies without somehow creating a major sea change in how often people leave their homes and go to a theater? Once a year? Well, you need Established Brands + Enormous Spectacle. Every month? Well, you need Big Stars! Every week? You can experiment!

jesus did none of these things

Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.

In case you missed it, we have a new single coming out next Thursday, July 13th that will set the story & tone of the album to be released later this year. “Six Shells (The Outlaw’s Anthem)” throws you immediately into the chase of an outlaw on the run from the law.

What radicalized you? Answer:

I don't know what to do with myself! Legends & Lattes made the finalist list for the 2023 Hugo Awards amongst incredible company. I am also, improbably, a finalist for the Astounding Award for Best New Writer - amongst equally incredible company. en.chengduworldcon.com/news3_35_95_32…

@Schaffrillas This reads like an Onion headline

How did we get to this point man

@BrianTMcClellan I'll go buy a hardcover Powder Mage set to help you out <3

Oh my lord I can't afford all these sets targeted at nostalgic adults. lego.com/en-us/product/…