MichaelDiamondLucas

Hi I’m Mike and I don’t have a pinned tweet.

@thesarahkelly This is mine. I assume a child drew it.

I don’t usually talk politics on here.

I’m beginning to think Lynyrd Skynyrd is the best band ever.

@daypeacecomedy If you’re gonna pander to a certain political group you still need to be funny to them. Those were lame lame jokes.

Did Kill Tony just killed his career⁉️👀🤔 #TrumpRallyNYC

What kind of wild man is not aware of this?

@HawkeyeReport Soft tissue? No timeline?

New Iowa depth chart. Sullivan starter. Lainez backup. Must mean McNamara is injured.

I also worked at McDonalds when I was 19. There is no record of it because McDonalds is gross and I didn’t want anyone to know about it.

Simple, 3 am.

I bet bet DJT starts wearing a military uniform if he wins.

How come smoking looks cool and vaping looks like something you should do in secret?

@HawkeyeReport They call that a Nebraska sellout.

Time for iowa basketball

I want people to know I’m into writing fan fiction so I bought a snake.

This sounds like @natebargatze as a football coach.

I would like to Aaron Rodgers to play football forever. Mostly so he can’t focus all of his efforts on wacko conspiracies.

@Hlas I just checked. I have 82 blocked and muted accounts. I’ve also muted 15 words including the word Elon. It’s the only way I can use this app anymore. I’ll be forced to delete the app in December 😐

@SardineJeans Live shrimp?

gonna start bringing a bag of shrimp to weddings

@JesseGavin1 Yes

Y’all wanna come over and drink bourbon cocktails while we listen to 90s alternative on the porch?

@Lucasentric what would happen if you wore TWO Caitlin Clark shirts???

Hey the Hawks have scored 40 points per game since I’ve started wearing a Caitlin Clark shirt to watch the games.

Out there somewhere, there is a teenager with a stepdad that is a magician. We should give that kid some grace. Give it to them directly, don’t pull it from behind their ear.