Kai C

@lilifying get a smaller phone

what do you do when it's not bigger than your phone

@cheesecakefd "Your honor, you weren't even there 😒"

committing heinous crimes then putting my fingers in my ears & saying lalalala I can't hear uuuu to the judge in the courtroom

@mirisreal_ you look like you have asian genes, I look white but I also have asian genes (less than 3%, most being Japanese and Indian) the ABCC11 mutation is still possible, even with >3% asian genetics get a DNA test done, CRI genetics have the ABCC11 test as an option

@Lucid__Living I’m white

People in the 1200 never showered and obviously they didn’t smell bad because otherwise they would shower and this is because the shampoo soap companies put stuff into the soap that makes you smell bad quicker but if you just live normally like you were supposed to then you won’t smell, trust me I only shower once a month with no soap to replicate the way people would only come across a body of water every once in a while pre goy tech and I don’t stink

@cyberjujuuu screenshot

why do guys tap on it before they put it inside?? silly

@calajms she said "MREAW" and ran around the room

@Lucid__Living aw she's so pretty

i hate pets with human names

i yearn for the rain.

@cryspxms yea, basically anything DIY will be cheaper than pre-built, it's not PC specific

friend said it’s cheaper to build a pc but easier to buy a prebuilt, is this true?

@fallingunicorn PEW

chu

@lana_viss getting touched

What sucked as a child but is awesome as an adult???

@Ang106249 on Twitter, making waffles, watching tv, and chilling with my cat gonna read the manual for my new electronics tool, n then probably finish testing and fixing the tiny fridge I bought a few days ago, or get distracted and do nothing lmao

single men that live alone with no gf what y'all doing right now?

@bwnnynazuna @_Ava_VT right lmao like im ugly, not stupid 800k would fix literally all of my problems

@_Ava_VT yes tf?

SERIOUS QUESTION: If somebody handed you $800,000 and said it's because you're ugly, would you accept it?

@_Ava_VT the foster care system and abusive foster/adoptive parents

Men who have emotional intelligence… who raised you??

u have a reservation at chilis ?

@2urluvrr no lol

does life get better after 24.

@chessburashka @lonzobob x.com/i/status/20513…

@lonzobob Reminds me of tiktok from that girl at a restaurant who wanted some random man to pay her meal but he was chatting with the waiter and she kept swiveling her head around all crazy

the way she keeps looking to her sides, u just know she’s an attention seeker

@borealxxdancer @weeniestwee @Topboix Schrodinger's girlfriend

@weeniestwee @Topboix i miss her so much , in theory

long distance couples be like"I can't wait" and then wait

@GoldeKizo @unl_une fuck, I came to post this lmao

purple without gagging take it or leave it

@bwnnynazuna there's a bunch of them and they're pretty funny it's "Japanese intense bowing"

@Lucid__Living love this

best video ive ever recorded (link in bio)

@glosstink my dad was a complete piece of shit, I probably would've turned out way worse with him around so it's good I got taken away when i was young lol I wouldn't see “fatherless behavior” as an insult n idk why ppl think it is

yall keep saying “fatherless behavior” as an insult even though thats an example of a men’s absence or shortcomings..