Lucie Callaway

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@TheBuzzsawUGP 😡

@LucieOnFire Am not.

Dudes who have Twitters give me the ick. Like why do you need to be social? Stop.

@TheBuzzsawUGP See what I mean?! Cunty.

@LucieOnFire I’m joking! (Mostly)

@TheBuzzsawUGP Woowwwww. That’s a cunty thing to say.

@LucieOnFire I believe I’ve been through enough and I’ll leave a note for our daughter to tell her it was you and she’ll hate you when she grows up.

@TheBuzzsawUGP I’ve decided to harm you.

@LucieOnFire Wait a minute, that’s how you baby trapped me.

@LucieOnFire That sounds provocative

@TheBuzzsawUGP I’ll give you a mfing stroke

@LucieOnFire Are you okay? Are you having a stroke?

@TheBuzzsawUGP Don’t you fucking play in my face rn

@LucieOnFire You broke up with me for some dumbass reason tho.

It annoys me that I can’t see which hoes are liking his pics anymore because I want to be toxic gdi

@TheBuzzsawUGP You on here acting single af and I don’t like it.

@LucieOnFire 🙄

@TheBuzzsawUGP WE ARE THE DINOSAURS. WE MAKE THE EARTH FLAT.

@LucieOnFire This is YOUR fault.

We are the dinosaurs marching marching We are the dinosaurs we make the earth flat

@xThisIsTheDevil @Killing_JokeX I would also like some cheesecake.

@Killing_JokeX six cheesecakes. J'ai déjà passé une commande à récupérer à la cheesecake factory.

Je t'aime, dans cette vie et toutes les autres qui la suivent, ma déesse

The reason why men’s shirts have those tiny pockets is in case their gf turns into a worm

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The baby is babying. It’s giving four month sleep regression. It’s giving peak spit up.

@TheBuzzsawUGP I think it’s obvious.

@LucieOnFire What does exhaustion smell like?

I smell like spit up and exhaustion.

@TheBuzzsawUGP Come here so that I can domestically violence you.

@LucieOnFire You don’t even know where Iceland is on a map

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