Lucie ♡

We nurses know you're lying about how something ended up stuck in your arse. You can't fall on something and have that something penetrate your aresehole without causing internal bruising or bleeding. So if there is none, we know you slipped it in yourself.

@sammidrew BMI is a pile of 💩

@sammidrew Just seen this 🤣🤣🤣 piecing it all together one sip at a time

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✅ Mission accomplished for Neil Warnock and @htafc! #EFL | #SkyBetChampionship

𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐒. 𝑾𝑬 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑼𝑷, 𝑰 𝑺𝑨𝒀 𝑾𝑬 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑼𝑷! 💙🤍 @SportsBrokerHQ | #htafc

Protesters look familiar mind #GrandNational2023

𝑾𝑬𝑳𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑩𝑨𝑪𝑲, 𝑵𝑬𝑰𝑳 👋 ✍️ We are delighted to confirm that Neil Warnock agreed to return to the Club as Manager on a short-term contract! 🗣️ “I’m really excited about this challenge!” Comments from Neil Warnock and Dave Baldwin ⤵️ #WelcomeWarnock | #htafc

This #Balenciaga scandal is so fucked up.

What a genuinely lovely and funny person!! Well deserved winner 😍👏🏼 #ImACelebrity

Rest In Peace our wonderful Queen Elizabeth. Such a moving day watching her be laid to rest 😔💜🇬🇧🙏🏼

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@LeeGlasson But the others wasn’t as awkward as that 😂

@LucieVictoriaX It’s a fountain pen, he was trying not to smudge the ink 😂 it’s a struggle!

Prince William writes awkwardly like me 😩 is it just a left handed thing to hold a pen like a weirdo? 😂 #lefthandedproblems

Let's all remember this fantastic moment when the Queen saw some cows ❤️

My favourite story about the Queen… just lovely

@CraigLe79632901 I can’t believe places don’t accept cash now 🙈

Boycott starbucks or any other place what won't take cash #cashonly #cashisking

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@Rylan @sammidrew eeee 😚

He was always watching… It’s coming home #bbuk