Lucinda Chambers

@phoenixcomicuk Evil emperor penguin forever!

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@gemma_lawrence I loved your phone in branston pickle event but it looks like you have topped it

@PadraigJKennedy please can you at least hand them into your local police station?

@PadraigJKennedy why did you pick up my keys and tweet about it if you had no intention of giving them back??

@PadraigJKennedy Hi please can you tell me if you handed my keys into a police station or if I need to collect them from you?Thanks again!

@PadraigJKennedy and the other name written on the library card tag is Eesa :)

@PadraigJKennedy just in case you think I'm either a fraud or a joker, Lewisham library got in touch with me and gave me your user name!

@PadraigJKennedy @waitrose @LewishamLibs Hello! You found my keys! You superstar! Thank you so much! Happy to collect them, Please let me know what suits you best!

Future hash tag trend #whatwouldchrisdo - #derrenbrown #pushedtotheedge

What's that rap song where it's like I only wanna fuck hoes but why these hoes so slutty but why can't I have something real with these hoes

My daughter asked me what it's like to have kids so I interrupted her every 11 seconds until she cried.

[getting coffee] Her: can I get your name? Me: Kate Her: Eric? Me: sure

“@Friedmanzone: Oi, @LucindaChambers! Can you see this one?” And we have lift off!!

This rape prevention advice is going viral, for good reason i100.io/mNBKi0E

#InternationalWomensDay shout out to some of the best! @LucindaChambers @gemma_lawrence @remmiemilner @GraceECarter @anna_marsland @haylzr28

Feeling inspired and proud to be a woman at Soutbank WOW festival! Great vibes and great company with @hannahedwards88

This year we are predicted to have our lowest turnout yet...please vote to make sure women remain an equal voice in deciding our future :)

So statistically since the 90's women have been voting less each election despite previously having a better representation than men...

@LeafandBean_ check out this new independent coffee shop at Rotherhithe station!