Lucktar

@angesoymilk Happy birthday, Ange! Enjoy your last few years of youth while you can. 🥳🤠😇👿😤🙈👀

28 years YOUNG 🎂

@ShokoMuse Ibushi seems genuinely dumb in addition to having brain trauma, so I gotta go with Mayu.

Gun to your head who you think got a better chance of passing one of those cognitive tests they keep making Trump take, Mayu or Ibushi?

@scrundler wow i can't believe she'd betray rika like that, but congrats

おやすみ💤

@GusTheCoolGuy @babywasteland This approach has been tried. Every loss of an animal will be blamed on wolves in order to get that payout. It is not cost-effective to send anybody out to verify the cause of death for every cow or sheep.

@babywasteland Im all for it as long as we just set up a fund to pay off the insurance for the loss. Nature does its thing. We pay the difference so farmer doesn't lose livelihood. Add a few cents tax on the food the farmer produces to pay for the insurance and everyone wins.

@SenAdamSchiff @SenatorRounds you are so indescribably worthless

AI is reshaping industries and our economy, and it’s crucial that young people and our workforce are equipped to succeed in this landscape. Proud to introduce a bipartisan bill with @SenatorRounds to ensure students and educators have the resources they need to harness the power of AI.

@EgowoPanik alright

@allan_cheapshot Monster Ripper was pretty sick too.

The coolest wrestler of all time.

@ShokoMuse i had a troubled adolescence

@Lucktar1 Why they keep making you look at dead people man

Is he...is he going to kill him?

@ShokoMuse these are the most dead-looking eyes i have ever seen in my life, including several actually-dead people

@Lucktar1 All their graphics are hilariously overcooked now

@2col6 @adamg1224 close, it's just ver-sails

@adamg1224 i imagine Versailles, OH is pronounced “Vare-sail-lees” or something

Come to Ohio and try to pronounce these towns correctly

@immigrantsprob Why are you posting Japanese nationalist propaganda in English? Who is your target audience?

This woman is writing a menu on a chalkboard at an Izakaya, a traditional Japanese pub. Her beautiful handwriting reflects the pride we take in Japanese hospitality. 🇯🇵 Isn't it time we protect our culture?✨

Wrote entire books about how people who believe fairies live in gardens are idiots only to fall in love with a calculator that calls him smart

@CoolsomeXD @AlmotsGraps pretty dead

@AlmotsGraps Oh yeah how is old Gagney?

JR: [Triple H could] join some elite company tonight, Verne Gagne and The Rock at 9 world titles King: ...Verne Gagne? JR: ... King: ... JR: you don't know who Verne Gagne-- you wrestled for him

@BoneJail You can make bathrooms smaller if you don't have to leave room for the door to swing, no idea whether that's the logic for hotel bathrooms though.

The first time I saw it I was in Las Vegas and assumed it was some sort of Las Vegas specific thing, like to keep strung out gamblers who'd lost it all from locking themselves in there, but it's everywhere I go now.

Why do hotels all have sliding doors on their bathrooms now?

@gael_burbujas @LemurianRoR @st00perduck all mass-produced breads and condiments have preservatives, this isn't a fast food issue

@Lucktar1 @LemurianRoR @st00perduck condiments and buns have preservatives

A professor at Harvard walked into his classroom holding a fresh hot Hamburger. He asked to the class, "who among you would say that this famous sandwich constitutes an Unhealthy dinner?" the students laughed nervously, and every student put up their hands in agreement,

@TheWapplehouse surely this is a bit

Pls help. My culture is being genocided by a burrito. My existence in crisis because of pho.

@WassonWatch oh good, i was wondering whether there was a watch brand for white supremacists

What "pro Palestine" marches look like to everyone with a brain.

@scrundler @conc0n she gonna double moonsault to the floor and get caught by nobody

@conc0n don’t worry the fancy sheep has been watching the jack evans tape i’ve been sending to the office

in my mind Shion is studying Christian Cage tapes

@TridentTrue inshallah

What if Julio never stops hitting bombs?