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@Patriot_S_A This is treason man, completely unacceptable

BREAKING NEWS: JMPD officers arrested five illegal foreigners ( 3 Zimbabweans and 2 Malawians) who were allegedly found in possession of traffic robots. They are expected to face charges related to damaging Gauteng infrastructure, as well as contravening the Immigration Act for allegedly being in the country illegally. #Abahambe

@linda_mot 😂😂😂

This special needs brother has 11 side chicks.

@fre_flow 😂😂😂😂

Big him up . Imagine if he let Sir Alex control his affairs he would have ended up waffling on podcasts talking about class of 92 every week 😂

They reinvented the hearing aid by studying the human ear Normal hearing aid: $4700 Theirs: $20

You might face a trial, but you don’t have to face it in fear. Faith still makes room for God to move.

@SamJDean This is absolute nonsense @Arsenal. What are you guys doing? The team needs all the support internally

Members of staff at Arsenal have been left disappointed after being charged £859 for travel to the Champions League final. Big contrast with PSG, who are paying for all of their employees to go (and yes, the two clubs operate very differently financially) telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@SabeloChalufu 😂😂😂😂😂

Jobs will grow from the declaration, Big Boss? 🥲

@D_Molatoli This one will be arrested this weekend

@D_Molatoli 😂😂😂 Hai they must be arrested

I suspect with some of these witnesses, during tea time, Justice Madlanga just tells fellow Commissioners that "listen, we need to make immediate referral to the PKTT to see how far they are with this one's investigation. He must be arrested." 😏 ARREST HIM!!! 😭 #MadlangaCommission

@TUMI02GP 😂😂😂

Do you have carbon plated shoes?

@TheMiningGuySA Le dragon? 😂😂😂

Corn flakes when you’re going underground for a 12 hour shift would end you. Mogodu ka Pap le dragon at 5:47am only makes sense.

@MduduziMats 😂😂😂

This guy 🤣🤣🤣

There's nothing annoying like a sinking office chair.

He should be one of the Marvel superheroes, he saved our lives

I was shaking when the referee was reviewing that westham goal, we almost lost the league. I could not breath, my neck was stiff

Examples of internet surveillance in China. A man posted a video on Tiktok in China last night, highlighting a potential safety hazard on the street. That evening, the government department left a comment in the comment section. The problem was solved the next morning.😲

@srkntnyldz Where is he now? Is he alive?

Açtığı sosyal medya yayınında, “Doğayı Hükmediyorum” başlığı atan içerik üreticisi, anne yılan tarafından ölümcül bir saldırıya maruz kaldı. Doğanın amatörlere göre bir yer olmadığını hayatını kaybederek öğrenmiş…

@reprise_99 😂😂😂

Me explaining the Active Directory tiering model to a group of sys admins after finding them using their domain admin accounts to troubleshoot end user laptop issues

I love this idea from @jasonfried "Your only competition is your costs." Keep costs low, keep the team small, make stuff you want to use. You don't need the whole world: “A business is very simple. You got to make more than you spend. If you're making more than you spend, then your competition is your cost. That's what you're really in business against, how much it costs you to stay in business. It's not all the other alternatives that are on the market. You can't control what they're going to put out there, what they're going to price it at, all the things they're going to do. They're going to do what they're going to do. What I can control is how much it costs me to run my business, how much I sell my product for, and as long as I make more than I spend, I get to stay in business. And isn't that what this is all about, staying in business? That's what it's all about because I like this. I want to keep doing this. I can't keep doing it if I don't stay in business. I can't keep doing it if I make less than it costs me to make the things that I make. So I'm always thinking about the only competition I really have on an annual basis is to make sure that we make more as a company than it costs us to run the company. That's my real competition.”

Palo Alto Networks warned customers that suspected state-sponsored hackers have been exploiting a PAN-OS firewall zero-day vulnerability for nearly a month. bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/…