Lucy 👁👄👁

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Making the same joke about “girl dinner” every time I breastfeed the baby and not even sorry

Surprise, had another baby

@JamesHadouken @chiwithaC I would ship this so much

@chiwithaC @Lucycake our era defining multiverse crossover event ✨

Ariana Grande is now dating Phil Spencer from Location, Location, Location, TMZ reports.

1/3 Eye-opening findings from @PregnantScrewed today shows discrimination against pregnant employees is rife in the workplace. Prospective parents are being targeted and pushed out the door by employers, managers and colleagues for deciding to start or grow their family.

@MarkDefeo I’m gonna need an example ☁️

Toddlers are hard work mostly because you have to constantly find answers to questions like “what’s that cloud doing?”

@_ilikeyourshoes I’ve never found a bikini top that fits in my entire life

I’m sure it’s because I am now ancient but why do people not have bikini tops that fit any more? #LoveIsland

@JamesHadouken 6:06am watch teletubbies 6:15am tidy up duplo 6:30am say “no, you can’t have Jaffa cakes for breakfast” for the 50th time

@Lucycake 3:23am - wake up 3:45am - cold shower 4:00am - meditate 4:30am - half marathon 6:05am - log on to LinkedIN

@JamesHadouken @DaftLimmy Why do I remember her being 100 years old tho

@DaftLimmy @Lucycake

@BWalsh__ Donated, smash it Brendo 🥊

I've been fucking bricking it about publicly saying this is what I want to raise money for so honestly, even the smallest donation would really help! Thats enough now, lots more sweaty gym selfies inbound 🥊

Im raising money for charity with my 2nd white collar fight. This time round I'm raising money and awareness for Alumina, a Self Harm charity and I'm admitting some parts of my life which I was embarrassed/ashamed of before. Self Harm is grossly misunderstood especially in the UK

i just ate a whole freezer bag of chicken nuggets, but i feel like i've eaten a horse.

@JamesHadouken bit rich from someone who forgot to buy their wife an April fools card 🙄

@hayleymartine We really are, no matter how much I try to fight it

@Lucycake we are mini skirt girlies 🫡

like the way a denim midi skirt would ABSOLUTELY NOT be a cute look for me but that is all my tiktok algo is serving me up??????

Exactly why I do NOT recommend the positive birth company 🫡

Finally a high fashion look I can do

People Charlie has told off for making a mess: A woman knitting but her wool was on the floor “😠 mess” A dog licking water from a bowl and it was dripping on the floor “😦 mess!” A tree who dropped all of their leaves on the floor “mess 🤨👉🏼”

@dangrech Tiktok 🤷🏼‍♀️

This tomato shortage is a really bad time for the girlies who love a panzanella for lunch every day 🥲