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“Truth forever on the scaffold. Wrong forever on the throne. Yet that scaffold sways the future. Behind the dim unknown stands God, Within the shadow keeping watch above his own.” - James Russell Lowell

You’re actually showing the real reason why the birth rate is low without even realizing it

Fun Fact: Car & General is the Landlord of Half of Careffour Mega, other half is Kenyattas

Ukiwa na 60 Bob yako. Buy Standard Newspaper Angalia front page Please Save Ruto… Just peruse hapo mbio mbio Go straight to page 20.. Spend 1 hour understanding how the rich are making money. Let’s start with Money Market Fund and the interest rates they are offering’; 1. Etica Money Market - 11.22% 2. Lofty Corban - 10.15% 3. Gen Africa - 10.05% 4. Madison - 10.42% 5. Jubilee MMf - 10.17% 6. Kuza MMf - 10.36% 7. Arvocarp - 11.03% Fixed Income Funds (Bond Fund) with highest returns are 1. Gen Africa - 10.5% 2. Co-Op Bond Fund - 10.16% 3. Co-Op Gratuity Fixed Income - 11.07% 4. Madison - 10.78% 5. Kuza Fixed - 11.55% 6. Etica Fixed Income - 13.20% 7. Jubilee Fixed - 10.97% 8. ICEA - 12.93% 9. African Alliance - 11.67% Special Funds with highest returns 1. Lofty Corban - 15.27% 2. Etica special fund - 12.98% Special funds changes in the last 24hrs 1. African Alliance - 0.9% 2. CIC Equity Fund - 2.6% 3. Arvocarp Thamani - 0% 4. Britam Equity - 3.48% On the stock market (Just yesterday) 1. Car and General went up by 11.45% 2. Total Kenya went up by 6.06% 3. TP Serena went up by 4.49% 4. Uchumi went up by 1.62% 5. KQ went up by 1.25% It means and investor who bought car and general shares on Wednesday and sold them on Friday made 11.45% profit. If he or she had invested Kshs. 1 Million he would have made Kshs. 114,500 in a single day! Thats crazy. Those buying crude oil made a profit of 2.6% per barrel, Gold +80.70% Those who sold Bitcoins saw bad things. They made a loss of 2.03% Those who invested in forex Euro/Usd made a 1.1703% margin. S&P futures made a gain of 27%, Nasdaq futures made a gain of 131% Buana making a 131% return in a day is crazy! In Kenya though the Stock market did not perform well. The NSe 20- Share index went down 0.90 points. Wueeeeeh while and average of all the traded shares went down by 0.73 points. It was not a good day for traders.. Wewe Umenunua gazeti usome how Ruto want to be saved ama to Build wealth? Remember inflation has jumped from 4.4% to 5.6%. Inflation going up is a bad thing to the poor and a good thing to the rich. To the poor it shows the economy is shrinking and performing poorly. To the rich it shows the economy is expanding and growing. Tutafute pesa jomba.

Jaymo decin imitates x forex trader from kenya who chased away from campus because he used to diss lecturers that they drive low class cars

Driving the Nairobi–Eldoret Highway yesterday felt like watching a trailer, not the movie. Every few kilometers: a fresh excavation. Then a stretch where grass has already grown over “ongoing works.” We’re not building roads anymore, we are staging activity. Because real progress is boring: finish one section, open it, move on. But optics? Scatter works everywhere so it looks like something big is happening. Kenyans don’t need PR patches. We need complete, usable roads.

Bro was spitting

A friend was in the Secret Service. He did the advance for Bush's 1985 trip to China. In Guangzhou, the MSS had installed a listening station on the floor directly above Bush's room. He found it two days before Bush arrived and was FURIOUS with the Chinese. They had no idea how he found it and were super embarrassed. Partly as a result, Bush had a Marine helicopter escort from Guangzhou to Hong Kong - the first time US forces had been on Chinese soil since World War 2.

This theory completely changed my life. It is called... The Black Coffee Theory: Thread 🧵.

I feel so disgusted with the generational vibe that told us that having kids wasn’t a priority and that being a mom was kind of a lesser path. Dealing right now with someone close to me who completely missed the life she should have had, which would have made her very happy— as a mom of a bunch of kids. She believed the social justice messages and made other choices. Materialistic superficial choices btw. She’s traveled extensively and has fancy appliances and a nice (huge, empty) house — and a bunch of social justice bona fides. She was misled. This isn’t someone who was always a bit salty and never wanted kids. She wanted them, but it seemed lame and selfish and not as important as her SJW pursuits. (Which amounted to what? Nothing. The whole thing was a vibe.) I have the same life advice.

David Ndii’s Ideas Part 2 — Are They Investable? 🏠📈 ​1/ Cutting Through the Noise ✅️Is the Boma Yangu a viable investment or just political theater. As an analyst, I look at yields. Is there a 14% yield opportunity here? Let’s crunch the numbers. 🧵👇 #BomaYangu #TheNumbers

#BREAKING: Rumors circulate Sharjah may announce secession from the UAE.

fun fact i actually cried writing the email

let’s grow old together in our next life

The day before he killed himself, Hitler tested his cyanide pills on his dog. The dog died in seconds. By April 1945, Hitler was hiding 8 meters underground in a concrete bunker beneath Berlin. The Soviet army was 500 meters from his door. He was 56. After years of drug injections from his personal doctor, his left hand shook so badly he could barely sign his name. He had not seen daylight in 105 days. April 20 was his birthday. He went up to the garden behind his headquarters and handed medals to boys from the Hitler Youth who were fighting Soviet tanks. It was the last time he saw the sun. April 28: Hitler had Eva Braun's brother-in-law Hermann Fegelein, an SS general, shot in the garden for trying to flee Berlin in regular clothes. April 29, just after midnight: Hitler married his longtime girlfriend Eva Braun. The ceremony was 10 minutes. She started writing her old last name on the marriage certificate, caught herself, and wrote "Hitler" instead. They served champagne afterward. Later that afternoon, Hitler dictated his will. Then his doctor tested a cyanide pill on his German Shepherd Blondi. Her puppies were shot afterward. April 30 at 3:30 PM: Hitler bit into a cyanide pill and shot himself in the right temple. Eva took cyanide alone, sitting next to him on the couch. Their bodies were carried up to the garden, soaked with 200 liters of gasoline (about 4 full car tanks), and set on fire. Soviet soldiers captured the parliament building that same afternoon, 500 meters away. The next day, Hitler's propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels and his wife Magda poisoned their 6 children in the bunker. Then they walked outside and killed themselves too. Berlin surrendered 48 hours later. Germany followed within a week. A man who had ruled Germany for 12 years died in a concrete box with his wife of 40 hours and the ashes of his dog.

And that ladies and gentlemen, is leadership. Saying the unpopular knowing it will cost you votes because it is true, just and humane^. Always thankful for the EFF on this issue @Julius_S_Malema is a man.

One company has 3x Kenya's economy in cold hard cash.

If you can’t beat a Prado you should keep left always and never ever go above 110kph.

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Mazda owners need more than just a warning. They need actual information, sir @alexmwanzo Mazda SkyActiv engines are among the most fuel-sensitive engines in the mass market right now. The high compression ratios in the SkyActiv-G petrol and SkyActiv-D Diesel engines, make them more vulnerable to low quality fuel, contamination or blend changes than most conventional engines. A bad tank of fuel in a SkyActiv engine is not just an inconvenience. It can cause knocking, injector damage and in serious cases carbon buildup that is expensive to reverse. @alexmwanzo If you are seeing something specific with the current fuel supply, whether it is a contamination issue, an ethanol content change, a quality drop at specific stations or something else entirely, that information needs to be shared to help our mazda community in East Africa. We have Mazda owners who need to know whether to be worried, which stations to avoid, what symptoms to watch for and what to do if they have already fueled. Please complete the headline. We will make sure the right people see it...

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