Ludwig Brazos

My debut erotic novella THE PROFESSOR'S FALL is now available worldwide on Amazon. Follow the adventures of the professor and his drive to possess the pale girl in his literature class half his age: amazon.com/dp/B0FSSNLPZQ

@AdamSchefter i cannot keep up with what city this franchise or the Chargers are supposedly representing. vegas? san diego? saint louis? oakland?

Rams’ new uniforms for the upcoming season:

@GPhilly120 spoken like someone who hasn't watched the Phillies since 2008

I no longer want to hear that CBP is a tough place for opposing teams. It hasn’t been an intimating place to place since 2008.

@clashreport This is so fucking cringeworthy, Tarantino should sue, Samuel L. Jackson should sue, old testament genocidal fake god should sue.

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.

@TatumCeltics @JustinP38556289 @smh24yt__ @TheHoopCentral god so many Boston fans really getting riled already, ya'll really wanted Orlando huh. must be nervous.

@LudwigBrazos @JustinP38556289 @smh24yt__ @TheHoopCentral Using regular season wins to cope embiid hasn’t won a series against Boston in his entire career

Celtics vs. Sixers 1st round matchup — Call it right now, which team wins and in how many games?

@JustinP38556289 @smh24yt__ @TheHoopCentral yeah agreed sixers will clinch at home.

@LudwigBrazos @smh24yt__ @TheHoopCentral And without Tatum. Also was early in the season. Series won’t last more then 5 games

@KeithlovesCelts @lot_kidd_ed @TheHoopCentral Right. I was referring to the games the Sixers won. They won two. Embiid barely played in one of them. The point is that having Embiid doesn’t make or break the series

@LudwigBrazos @lot_kidd_ed @TheHoopCentral He actually played in 2 games. JT didn't play in any games against Philly this season. 🤷🏾‍♂️

@marquisjhole @OnPattison @TimKellySports you had that in joe girardi and those phillies teams massively underperformed every single year. phils have been the best or the second best team in baseball for four years under topper. its april 16, they'll be fine. blue jays, red sox, astros all in same position.

@OnPattison @TimKellySports Fuuuuuuuck this guy I want a guy who comes in hot - throw the water cooler and kick some coddled asses

Rob Thomson with a pretty candid answer on the Phillies’ struggles right now (Via @TimKellySports)

@KeithlovesCelts @lot_kidd_ed @TheHoopCentral for 20 mins. contributed 4 points. they essentially won without him. obviously boston is favored but the sixers have proven they can beat them without embiid.

@LudwigBrazos @lot_kidd_ed @TheHoopCentral He played in the 1st game.

@JustinP38556289 @smh24yt__ @TheHoopCentral sixers beat Boston twice this year without Embiid.

@smh24yt__ @TheHoopCentral You can’t be series lmaooo who keeping up with the whole Boston line up. Boston could rest Tatum this series and win in 5

@KeithlovesCelts @lot_kidd_ed @TheHoopCentral embiid didn't play in the games the sixers won. stop it.

@lot_kidd_ed @TheHoopCentral JT didn't play in those games. Stop it.

@TheHoopCentral sixers in 7

@mccrystal_alex probably that the season is 162 games long and competitive teams that were "busier" in the offseason are struggling worse than the Phillies right now (AL defending champion Blue Jays, Red Sox, Mets, Astros to name a few)

What do you think Dave Dombrowski is thinking right now?

@MarkOsborn18133 this actually satiates a surprising amount of my absolutely monstrous urge to fuck the shit out of clairo/see clairo get the shit fucked out of her

this is like an alternate universe where clairo got into porn and fuck me is it hot

*heavy breathing, wet crack-pop sound, rhythmic thumping of body into bed*

@Phucknatic @SportsRadioWIP ???????????????????????? It was a strike out. It happens. The ONLY question relevant to your post is, who has the better chance there against a lefty? Bohm (career .856 OPS against lefties) or Marsh (career .581 OPS against lefties)? No logic to these anti-Philly doomers.

@LudwigBrazos @SportsRadioWIP I guess you didn’t watch the at bat. Pretty funny you even used “watches” in your response. You Rob defenders are SO weird. You’re even trying to use actual statistics, something Rob doesn’t do for most of his decisions. Wanna defend his playoff bunt?

Rhea Hughes would not have pinch-hit Alec Bohm for Brandon Marsh in the 8th inning against the Cubs yesterday: "I thought, from a management perspective, that was not a good call by Rob Thomson."

@Phucknatic @SportsRadioWIP This statement makes zero sense. "The at bat was a disaster" - AN OUT IS WHAT HAPPENS IN BASEBALL 75-90 PERCENT OF THE TIME. The only question is simply did Bohm have a better chance than Marsh going lefty-lefty? The answer is an obvious yes to anyone who watches baseball.

Please see a doctor about your Thomson Derangement Syndrome. The at bat was a disaster as anyone with half a brain would have predicted. It’s not like you can rub the result in my face because he got out in five seconds “good call by Topper.” It’s a serious illness with you all. And I’ll even admit Bohm got a raw deal with a bad first strike call.

deep strokes up Chase then she jacks a fucking gallon out on herself with a few corkscrews of a wet hand

@Phucknatic @SportsRadioWIP more utterly brainless philly doomerism. Marsh had a .577 OPS against lefties last year. Bohm had two hits the night before. If he was in such a bad spot mentally that he couldn't play, he'd be on leave. but he's not. Good call by Topper.

@SportsRadioWIP Rob Thomson is the biggest idiot to ever manage a baseball team. He is always wrong about EVERYTHING and keeps getting a pass.

@SportsRadioWIP This is brainless hate on Tapper/ragebait. If Bohm's issues were so severe that he couldn't participate in the game, he would be on leave. This happens in the MLB all the time. But he's not. He had 2 hits the night before. And Marsh had a .577 OPS against lefties last year.

@charlixcxcum i've always assumed she got her shit clapped down immediately backstage

still kinda insane some fat ass camera guy didn’t just run up and fuck her over that desk