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@GaryDDOrsi @OnlyInBOS I’d love to know how you get from CT to New Hampshire without going through MA

Nike put up a Boston Marathon sign on Newbury Street that read: “Runners welcome. Walkers tolerated.” After major backlash for pace-shaming, they took it down and apologized.

@UncleWolly82 @heatherellaxo I can tell you’re a legit ally by your use of the word female…

@heatherellaxo He probably choked a female and wants to get away with it. So he’s going to join the Pats for the playoffs knowing Kraft will pay her off.

Gilmore just posted this on TikTok… 👀 I have questions..

@willhines I KNEW it!

I am fifteen feet tall.

@sendsley @DannyParkins @FTFonFS1 @getnickwright Jeez man. Take it easy. This is supposed to be fun. Teasing is fun. Being really rude? Not so fun.

@DannyParkins @FTFonFS1 @getnickwright Your originality is impressive. No wonder they cancelled your show. Your BFF Nick giving you a pity job on his show and copying his tweet is the best you got?

Folks, please tune in to @FTFonFS1 from 3-6pm ET tomorrow to see a Patrick Mahomes and Chiefs excuse tour de force by our own @getnickwright who last week said “I guarantee Mahomes outplays Nix and the Chiefs beat the Broncos.” It’ll be a sight to behold.

@Isaac__Zuniga Games vs games played is a sad little trick to help you justify the counting stats being close. Maye has only played 19 games and you know that you silly goose.

Williams: 26 games played, 61.9% completion rate, 5677 passing, 735 rushing yards, 37 total TDs (33 pass, 3 rush, 1 receiving), 10 INTs, 82 sacks, 89.3 rating Maye: 24 games, 69.1%, 5112 passing, 706 rushing, 39 total TDs (35 pass, 4 rush), 15 INTs, 70 sacks, 100.3 rating

Drake Maye is currently performing at a higher level than Caleb Williams but Caleb is more talented and will end up being the best QB from the 2024 draft class

@El_toolive @getnickwright @DKSportsbook And last year…and the year before that.

@getnickwright @DKSportsbook It’s been a rough playoff for you this year

Knicks even the series. Brunson has another big game & Hali cools off. @DKSportsbook dkng.co/nickwright #DKPartner

@jackson_steve @BillSimmons Ahh, so that expression has made its way to Indiana? And only 3 years late. Kudos!

I’ve watched a lot of basketball in my life — that might be the single craziest comeback I’ve seen. The Nesmith Game!

@215PhillyPhilly @Stromitty @andyyyymicccc @Fivixz @joshhart It’s only a “great point” if you think Mahomes is also going to go to 10 super bowls. People always just assume Mahomes is going to play into his 40s. LeBron and Brady are outliers, not the new normal.

Don’t want to hear no more Brady comparisons

@GrandellRich @wockhardttris @benesherick @Chiefs I came here to say the same thing. Where is all this Christian stuff coming from? Who cares? It has nothing to do with anything. I think most people are okay with Mahomes overall. It’s the arrogant Nick Wrights of the world that make this trouncing so enjoyable.

@wockhardttris @benesherick @Chiefs No one cares that he's a Christian.

Final.

@kent_swanson Blown out in two super bowls. Looked mediocre all year and like complete dog shit tonight. Keep talking about this greatness though…

The Patrick Mahomes era has continuously provided things that didn't seem attainable for Chiefs fans. He's normalized greatness, and now he's on the verge of raising the bar yet again with something that has never happened in the sport: a threepeat.

@hbtCHIEFS The tomahawk chop is racist and your team deserves the beating they are taking. Enjoy the L you silly goose.

I also can't wait for all those who publicly said they were going to boycott the Super Bowl to react to it in real time on their twitter timeline 💀

Can't wait for Sunday. Everything will get settled on the field, even though we know the simpletons will react as follows: If the Eagles win, it's gonna be a fairly called game. If the Chiefs win, it's gonna be a horrible choke job by the refs.

@getnickwright This is the guy you think is better than Brady? In what world???

Chiefs down 10, which means, finally, the game can start. It’s a weird part of the dynasty, that they’re totally unable to play well in Super Bowls until they’re down exactly 10 points, but it’s verifiably true! Mahomes will now try to do what he’s done 3x, the same number of every other quarterback in league history combined—come back from down double digits in the Super Bowl.

@JesseThorn @Bullseye No need to denigrate other’s work. Just be proud of your own.

@JohnLeguizamo Weird move man. Why not give credit instead of stealing??

For Knicks fans out there that feel like they're about to throw up, I'll repeat what I've said multiple times during this incredible run: Try your best to appreciate it. Think about all those meaningless games you sat through for 20+ years. Think back on the Isiah Era, all the awful trades, and botched draft picks. Or trying to convince yourself that Moochie Norris, Frank Ntilikina, Willy Hernangómez or Damyean Dotson would develop into reliable starters. Talking yourself into believing Steve Francis or T-Mac might resurrect their careers in NYC. Praying for saviors via free agency, only to watch one after another spur the city. Having to root for losses during entire seasons spent taking, only to get burned in the lottery. During those days, you'd have given anything to feel the anxiety that only a Game 7 at MSG can induce—and having a superstar like Jalen Brunson who gave you a chance to win it. It's been 10,592 days since the Knicks last hosted a Game 7 semifinals at MSG. It may be another 10,592 days until they host another. Enjoy today.

@MaxReiter1124 @BulwyfTimothy @IcyVert @TheTraeYoung @Unkempt_Media You’re from Philly. Explains a lot. You haven’t witnessed decent basketball up close in a looong time.

@LukeCahoon @BulwyfTimothy @IcyVert @TheTraeYoung @Unkempt_Media Not a single one is better than Mconnell lmao ur high

Nobody can tell me T.J. McConnell don’t have game😏

@MaxReiter1124 @BulwyfTimothy @IcyVert @TheTraeYoung @Unkempt_Media All of those guys were better than TJ. Except White Chocolate. The only people who think Williams was good are people who never watched him play. Just watched 60 second highlight compilations.

@BulwyfTimothy @IcyVert @TheTraeYoung @Unkempt_Media Literally none of these guys are better than TJ what the hell are you talking about unc

@Gabrus @craydrienne @Petco Oh my god. That is disgusting. I won’t shop there anymore. A sincere thanks for letting people know.

@craydrienne @Petco Fuck these people. The petco on Beverly also plays a high pitched screech at night to deter unhoused people from setting up in front of the store.

You know how designers cut up their clothes so poors can’t dumpster dive for them? @Petco is doing that with DOG BEDS. Millions in shelters sleeping on hard floors. SHAME

@swingkennedy @BillSimmons How are you enjoying Dame’s defense?

@BillSimmons This is one way to say he's washed

I think Jrue Holiday’s unselfishness has had a real impact on an increasingly unselfish Celts team. In a contract year, his usage rate dropped from 25.0% to 16.6%. FGA went from 15.3 to 10.3. He’s overqualified to be a glue guy, he knows it, he’s fine with it. Just wants to win.

@babyfacedsniper The dynasty is over. Officially done. It’s time to just accept that.

@brodus_operandy @BillSimmons I love the Celtics but cmon man. Jokic is the MVP. It doesn’t mean that Tatum isn’t great.

@BillSimmons Bill, the Celtics had their largest halftime lead in franchise history and Tatum led the team yet again in +/-, can you explain why people refuse to acknowledge him as a legitimate MVP front runner?

Joe Mazz pulled the starters with 19 minutes left - I’ve never been prouder of him.