Adrienne Airhart Helberg

My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

BECAUSE TRUMP FUCKED KIDS AND IS TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

You put a woman in a position of power and she will change the trajectory of the entire system for the better.

Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump has united our country.” Me: “Yeah, everyone hates the motherfucker.”

oh noooooo a child is born to homeowners with health insurance

Adulting is realizing you didn’t look as bad as you thought you did a couple of years ago because now you look way worse

men being terrifying in every species

oh we're well aware

So crazy when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

"I don't follow politics." You're a grown adult, I fear you should start caring babe

BREAKING: Gen Z teens are reportedly doxxing their dads as ICE agents on TikTok.

WAKE UP AMERICA 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Same administration!

I remember.

Sadly true.

So true!

My one hope for 2026 is that Erika Kirk somehow pisses off 50 Cent.

The US has yet another school shooting and Trump says “things happen”. He calls it a “situation”. He gives “thoughts and prayers”. Australia has a mass shooting and their Prime Minister immediately announces plans for stricter gun control. That’s how it should be.