Adrienne Airhart Helberg

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Adrienne Airhart Helberg

@craydrienne

comedy • linguistics • psychedelics • cannabis. Chronic ex-wife. Former dancer. Extremely married.

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Nisan 2009
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Adrienne Airhart Helberg
Adrienne Airhart Helberg@craydrienne·
My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter.
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Andrea Junker
Andrea Junker@Strandjunker·
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.
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Kia 🧸ྀི
Kia 🧸ྀི@xevekiah·
Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.
𓍼@euphemey

Hit me with the harshest reality truth.

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Captain Obvious™️
Captain Obvious™️@TheFungi669·
Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump has united our country.” Me: “Yeah, everyone hates the motherfucker.”
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Saad
Saad@lolnvmtho·
Adulting is realizing you didn’t look as bad as you thought you did a couple of years ago because now you look way worse
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
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Seth
Seth@fiercepatricks·
So crazy when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory
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Ariana Jasmine
Ariana Jasmine@arianajasmine__·
"I don't follow politics." You're a grown adult, I fear you should start caring babe
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The Halfway Post
The Halfway Post@HalfwayPost·
BREAKING: Gen Z teens are reportedly doxxing their dads as ICE agents on TikTok.
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Glenn Tunes
Glenn Tunes@glenn_tunes·
WAKE UP AMERICA 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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jamie
jamie@gnuman1979·
I remember.
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Don Winslow
Don Winslow@donwinslow·
Sadly true.
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Annie
Annie@AnnieForTruth·
So true!
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Rep. Jack Kimble
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble·
My one hope for 2026 is that Erika Kirk somehow pisses off 50 Cent.
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Kelly
Kelly@broadwaybabyto·
The US has yet another school shooting and Trump says “things happen”. He calls it a “situation”. He gives “thoughts and prayers”. Australia has a mass shooting and their Prime Minister immediately announces plans for stricter gun control. That’s how it should be.
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