Luke

@ScottGShore I know we ain’t good, but your team ain’t any better😭🤣

@LukeDarke96 Cry more with your little sh*t club I hope it continues to destroy every part of you as a Person 😍

Imagine spending hundreds of millions every window for the last few seasons and getting PROGRESSIVELY WORSE United are embarassing 😂😂😂

@JoshSymons_ He’s a muppet bro😭🤣🤣

@LukeDarke96 @ScottGShore @FA_PGMOL 😂😂😂😂😂😭👌🏻

VAR & @FA_PGMOL aren’t even trying to hide their corruption anymore 🤦🏼‍♂️ Actually started the foul outside the box, but still - let’s gift them a penalty 🤡 A point for Burnley that could be crucial to their season - about to be snatched away, by corruption! 😔 They’re not even hiding it anymore. It’s blatant and obvious how deep this corruption lies 🖕🏼 (That aside… a team that’s spent 200m on a new front line, only just scrapes by, at home, against newly promoted Burnley… they’re so finished 😂😂😂😂😂)

@ScottGShore @FA_PGMOL Congratulations, you’ve fallen off since Geordie shore. Gaz is out there smashing his golf and you are siting here rage baiting on X at your old age😭😭

@LukeDarke96 @FA_PGMOL This you? F*cking Wally 🤡

@ScottGShore @FA_PGMOL Yeah thats where you sit now brother😭

@LukeDarke96 @FA_PGMOL When all was said and done… 15th

@ScottGShore Hold that you clown🤣🤣

REFEREE AND VAR ON YOUR SIDE DOWN TO 10 MEN DOWN 2:0 AND THE MAGS BULLY YOU HOLD THAT L YOU F*CKING MAGGOTS “FSG QUICK BUY GUEHI, ISAK AND THE LEAGUE 😭” REGARDLESS OF THE RESULT… YOUVE BEEN BULLIED BY A “SMALL CLUB” WITHOUT A STRIKER

@LukeDarke96 No… that’s how people from up north speak. Obviously you wouldn’t know that. Who uses the word mummy?

What a strange situation. Thought this was done yesterday and going to Man U isn’t he? I’ve already moved on from Sesko anyway…. #NUFC

@sithompson84 *mummy, you clearly can’t spell though. Old age must be catching you up🤣

@LukeDarke96 Geriatric fool? Oh… a MU fan that can spell… there’s a first. You must still live at home with mammy and daddy wanking over his fiesta 😂😂😂

@sithompson84 Deal done you geriatric fool🤣

@Tamz_fynyut @Toad_Sage_95 @davez2010 Will it? Ask the Arsenal fans how that worked out for them. MU don’t have the money, that why you’re panic selling Garnacho and Hojlund to try raise the money. So let’s see.

@conor_cann What the fuck is that

Just stop what you’re doing and ask yourself what the fuck have we let the world come to man🤣🤣

@conor_cann Are you sure?🤣

Hate to say it but Chelsea look unbelievable🫣

@conor_cann @charlieINTEL 😍😍 round zombies we are so back

@charlieINTEL @LukeDarke96 new wonder weapon looks nuts at the end👀

BREAKING: Here is 17 minutes of gameplay of Terminus - one of the Round Based Zombies maps in Black Ops 6 at launch

@conor_cann Green fucking wall💚😍 you will have to get you’re controller back out for BO6

@LukeDarke96 Absolutely popped off come onnnn🤩

LETS GOOOOOO

@conor_cann 35/40 mill max, but united will still somehow manage to sign him for double that😭😂

@LukeDarke96 @UnitedStandMUFC @TimesSport No chance they get that! Gotta sell by July for FFP👀

🚨 Sources close to the negotiations say Branthwaite's wages, should he join #mufc, would be in the region of £150,000 to £160,000 a week. [@TimesSport]

@conor_cann @UnitedStandMUFC @TimesSport They want 70 million🙃

@UnitedStandMUFC @TimesSport @LukeDarke96

@conor_cann @mufcMPB @Record_Portugal Such a united thing tbf😭😂

@LukeDarke96 @mufcMPB @Record_Portugal Would be nice but ineos have spent 4 months deciding if they want to keep ten hag😭 Dan Ashworth obsessed with English players wouldn’t surprise me if we end up with Dewsbury Hall mate🤣😭

🚨 Manchester United have already submitted a bid of around £51m for Benfica’s João Neves - which has been rejected by the club. They want at least £85m. #MUFC [@Record_Portugal]

@_kobbiemanioo @conor_cann let him cook