Simon Thompson

@SkySports_Keith Why Anthony Gordon… at the moment he’s woeful! Practically anonymous recently!

🚨 #NUFC team to play PSV: Pope Trippier Thiaw Botman Hall Bruno Guimarães Tonali Joelinton Barnes Wissa Gordon #NUFC

@FabrizioRomano 2031 might be on that piece of paper. But we all now know that means nothing to this petulant 25 year old! Let’s see what happens in a couple of years shall we!?

🚨 OFFICIAL: Alexander Isak unveiled as new Liverpool player on £125m record deal from Newcastle. Contract until June 2031. 🇸🇪

@ToonMouthTyne 100% felt like that! Thank god it’s over! What a poor game of football that was!

@damdam1 Hopeless in the final 3rd from an attempts prospective!

Really gotta beat relegation fodder like Leeds, but not gonna happen… Goals win games, not enough players who know how to put the ball in the net. #nufc

@GianfrancoShoIa What a fucking guy!

I actually love him - he’s worn a suit 😂😂

@NewcastleFansTV Toothless is probably the best description I have. No real conviction in front of goal. Everyone looks scared to have a go

Half-time, thoughts on NUFC?

LETS GO!

@FabrizioRomano Is that a “HEAVY” loan fee? @FabrizioRomano

🚨🔴⚪️ EXCL: Nicolas Jackson to Bayern, here we go! Deal agreed with Chelsea on initial loan move. €15m loan fee for one season plus buy option clause not mandatory for €80m package and sell-on clause. Jackson, set to fly to Bavaria with his agent Ali Barat from Epic Sports.

@LowellTipster @FabrizioRomano @pepsimax80 Looks like it

@sithompson84 @FabrizioRomano @pepsimax80 Lost interest tho

🚨💣 BREAKING: Nick Woltemade to Newcastle, here we go! Agreement in place after official bid accepted. Fee over €80m plus add-ons, medical in England in the next 24 hours with travel being arranged right now. Long term deal agreed with Woltemade who says yes to #NUFC. ⚪️⚫️🇩🇪

@LowellTipster @FabrizioRomano @pepsimax80 I’m always happy me. Just goes to show what happens when you don’t fuck about really.

@sithompson84 @FabrizioRomano @pepsimax80 Here he is, happy now are ya

Holy shit! This is frighteningly good news

@NUFCEdge @jbsoutar Should get him and Hojlund

🚨 Newcastle United are in for Kobbie Mainoo and have asked Manchester United about the conditions of a deal. Via @jbsoutar #nufc

@FabrizioRomano Does he ONLY WANT LFC @FabrizioRomano

🚨 Despite reports on Man City and more clubs, Marc Guehi situation has not changed: Liverpool is his favorite destination. Guehi wants #LFC, talks still ongoing for deal to happen before end of the window. If not possible with Palace, Liverpool will be on it for 2026.

OSULAAAAA!!! #NEWLIV

@NUFCSpares I doubt it now. I’d say he might end up at spurs after arsenal hijacking eze

Hmmmm 🤔 this sounds familiar but the irony will be lost on some people! #NUFC

@FrancisChipp Liverpool never approached any other striker…. Yet somehow they managed to sign ekitike their current striker!

Never known a team so scared to bid for a player. Pathetic.

@damdam1 @TerryAt78294838 Exactly that mate. They were all laughing @ Joelinton (inc us at times) but nobody is laughing now! An Eddie master stroke

@sithompson84 @TerryAt78294838 I dont disagree mate, just be a laughing stock to the other teams until he starts popping!

Get Ivan Toney if possible. Perfect sense #NUFC

@damdam1 @TerryAt78294838 I still think take a gamble on Hojlund, 22 yrs old and just needs a good coach! For 30/40 mil could be a bargain

@TerryAt78294838 Wages are mad! no chance