Luke Webb

I tell you what Granit Xhaka is some player

Appreciation post for Jurrien Timber just constantly dishing out 9/10 performances

What frank lampard is doing at Coventry is so under appreciated

This morning we played against one of the title favourites Bradfield Rovers and win the game 4-2 Goalscorers: @LukeJWebb96 ⚽️ @balaamjack15 ⚽️ Lewis Blanchett ⚽️ Own Goal ⚽️

Liverpool love a rb that can’t defend

@SowdenLFC @CollinRugg I don’t know if we are deep down but for now they need to hire big backed rozzas

@LukeJWebb96 @CollinRugg We’re better than that brother

REPORT: Female UK police officers are going undercover by dressing in tight clothes to elicit catcalls from men so they can then arrest them, according to the Telegraph. The Surrey Police Department is proud to announce that multiple men have been arrested for "harassment." The females are reportedly pretending to be joggers to catch men catcalling them. "One of our officers was honked at within 10 minutes, then another vehicle slowed down, beeping and making gestures just 30 seconds later, that’s how frequent it is," said certified dork and Inspector Jon Vale. "We get catcalled. We get honked at. People slow down just to stare or lean out the window to shout something. It’s so common, but it’s harassment and it needs to be recognized as such," said Officer Abby Hayward to the Telegraph. "This behavior is either a precursor to something more serious, or it’s ignorance, and it’s fixable." "That’s where our interventions come in: to stop potential repeat offenders or help people understand that what they’re doing isn’t OK." The new task force has resulted in 18 arrests for "s*xual assault, harassment, and theft," according to the Telegraph.

@SowdenLFC @CollinRugg Classic, ain’t got time for standard guff to get nicked

@LukeJWebb96 @CollinRugg I’d get my nose stuck by all means but it’s just standard guff

@SowdenLFC @CollinRugg She ain’t even got the back she thinks she has

@CollinRugg Oh fuck off 😂😂

😂😂😂 ffs

@Rizla_BA @NathanRef96 You’re so sexist mate, unbelievable game

@NathanRef96 Don’t ever compare the 2 ffs 😂 my old CO4 team would win the women’s euros winning 10-0 every game

Back to back euros fair fucking play lionesses ! Showing the mens team how to do it once was unreal but twice unbelievable 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 First England team to win a competition on foreign soil !! sarina wiegman back-back-back euros winner also can she manage the mens at World Cup please 😂

Love islands done me, going to be dead without Harrison, legend of the game 😂😂😂

@SowdenLFC @benonwine Sowdy don’t be jealous this is an acting masterclass

@benonwine Very fake and very gay

A woman starts cat calling a young guy but instantly gets told off by him for being inappropriate. But is she crossing the line?🤔

@SowdenLFC @SkySportsNews Suits him tho J sow

@SkySportsNews Fucking lizard has been learning Spanish for a while then ain’t he

Trent Alexander-Arnold speaking in fluent Spanish at his Real Madrid unveiling 🇪🇸

@SowdenLFC @Mappy6984 Bet his breath stinks of cock

@Mappy6984 That’s what you get for riding around In Lycra ya paedophile

Yet again

@talkSPORT get rid of Keown just a petty loser, boring to listen to week in week out

To this day I’m still waiting to meet a traffic warden who’s not fresh of a boat. Silly cunts.

Banging 2 in a champions league final at 19 is mad btw i was banging lines and fat birds. 1-0 me.

@Rizla_BA A man with 2 daughters and 4 chins shouldn’t talk ill of the women’s game

Ahhh Arsenal fans now pretending women’s football matters because their men’s team are bottle jobs

@SowdenLFC @TrentAA Boo him Sowdy boo him so he can hear it in the Spanish capital

@TrentAA You can’t wait to swing around on Jude’s conkers ye big lizard

20 years. Gave it everything ❤️

Spurs fans really done a pitch invasion when the team were playing like 1000 miles away outrageous that.