Luke Ferguson

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@x3ideRaven @DebbieOsborne2 @GuntherEagleman It appears the Venn Diagram is just a circle

@DebbieOsborne2 @GuntherEagleman Are you interviewing for the press secretary position or simply retarded?

The Elite ped*philes who r@ped children on Epsteins Island are going to get away with it, aren’t they?

@LittlePurr76 @shesbonky Famous “Grandpa Joe” from TikTok (elder UK lad, videos of him trying a bunch of American dishes and saying they’re “bussin’”) married his brother’s widow.

@shesbonky My great great aunt married her sister's widower. 🤢

my grandfather died during childbirth, but a house maid wrapped him in a blanket and put his body in the bread oven and he came back to life— like that one dead puppy in 101 Dalmatians

@RM440220 @NikoLangDe @CubanUltraMAGA @realDonaldTrump No? Biden/staff re-worked the proposal and presented it again several times (which is the legal process), and last I checked my loans have not been forgiven. Vastly different than trying to disobey court rulings outright and garner public opinion to “dismantle” the courts.

@NikoLangDe @CubanUltraMAGA @realDonaldTrump Didn’t Biden tell the Suprene Court to go to hell when they said he couldn’t forgive student loans? STFU!!!

THE SUPREME COURT IS BEING PLAYED BY THE RADICAL LEFT LOSERS, WHO HAVE NO SUPPORT, THE PUBLIC HATES THEM, AND THEIR ONLY HOPE IS THE INTIMIDATION OF THE COURT, ITSELF. WE CAN’T LET THAT HAPPEN TO OUR COUNTRY!

@WRBolen @ClamsAndCockles @BarrettDudley I’m far too poor for that

@LukeLFerguson @ClamsAndCockles @BarrettDudley Thank you Dr. Luke

🧟‍♂️ NEW EPISODE OUT NOW 🧟‍♂️ @WRBolen and @BarrettDudley discuss and review episode 3 of The Last of Us season 2 — “The Path.” #TheLastOfUs Watch on YouTube: youtu.be/YjUlkaLSP3A?si… Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/oys… Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1J3J8a…

@Dentchal84 @ChuckFreedomOG @countrush @AMAZlNGNATURE “…bears that exceed 300kg are reported to be invulnerable to attacks by Siberian tigers”

@ChuckFreedomOG @countrush @AMAZlNGNATURE

I'm curious...who's winning the fight between a Grizzly bear and Siberian Tiger?

@robvillena @XxSecretCloudxX @tmsilverman @onslotton46756 Start typing this out and thought I’d check the replies, appreciate you pointing out the irony here lol

@XxSecretCloudxX @tmsilverman @onslotton46756 “There’s been cases” is literally anecdotal. Saying “100 more” is speculation. Again, why would a doctor let someone die in front of them in order to save someone else? Look, there isn’t a single profession that’s free of bad apples, but to assume all docs are are bad is dumb

I don’t know who needs to see this but this is your reminder to make sure you are not an organ donor.

I would love all my fellow ACM voters to consider @MuscadineBLine for Duo of the Year. They are completely independent. They are consistent. They are loyal to their fans. Its a tough category, but they've built something special without the machine and it needs to be recognized.

@robertfranciss2 @charise_lee This could be true IF these companies weren’t continuing to report exponential growth AND if C-suite execs weren’t increasing their already grossly inflated salaries each year.

@charise_lee I admit I'm not familiar with her personal situation. HOWEVER ultimately price caps are terrible idea because pharmacutical companies will cut back on researching future wonder drugs since it severly hinders their ability to recover cost of research & development.

Trump did this. He undid Biden price cap for those meds. FDT

@iamdopeaxf @RegretVid3os Bro no way you actually thought that’s how you spell “hence”

@RegretVid3os Hints the name … KILLER WHALES! That eat and HUNT SHARKS FOR SPORT!!

@PatientLily @glaivelover972 @AYNHGAK lol something like that! I’m not sure they could tell their ass from a hole in the ground to successfully JAM it up there either though

@LukeLFerguson @glaivelover972 @AYNHGAK MAGAs don't have their heads jellied up their arses.

do non-americans call it me mums wiggling bum or something? jello is a perfectly normal name

@Wendyknight01 @LaurenWitzkeDE Damn they’re sending them to Columbia, SC? They’re gonna hate it there I bet

@LaurenWitzkeDE The left is mad because they have a new grandbaby and don't think they should have to leave. Too bad! I don't feel sorry for them. They had all this time and they did nothing. They never thought they get caught! Enjoy your new life in Columbia!

You love to see it!

@glaivelover972 @AYNHGAK Sorry I was actually going to just make a crude joke from here in the US that involves someone asking the difference in jam and jelly lol

@LukeLFerguson @AYNHGAK oh trust me they have, i've been informed and i never knew that, idk if the uk has the us' "jelly"

@glaivelover972 @AYNHGAK Not one comment here has mentioned the ACTUAL difference between jelly and jam

@AYNHGAK why would we call it jello when that's the brand name that we don't have? the uk calls it jelly, and the stuff you call jelly is jam, but i never understood why the us calls it that

@AustinRivers25 What your game be? Playin me I’m playin you…

Now what your name be, Lisa Carrie Mary Sue….

@HoneyBee_Buzzed I’m from South Georgia (229) so we got to experience a little bit of what Florida had going on lol

Bless you for appreciating Grind Mode 😊

@vinhlegacy Old Era 1865 “type shi”

fitted with the cowboy brim?

@Jayys0sa @GratefulKeg But wait… ecstasy is the “I’m so high” song. They’re different?

@LukeLFerguson @GratefulKeg Don’t listen to these uncultured jits saying beam ahh. It’s Grind Mode-Ecstasy

62 degrees outside.