Luke

@SWFCSam4 @SouthamptonFC And if they went ballistic after each goal you’d of asked why were celebrating against a relegated side 🤣

@SouthamptonFC One of worst sets of fans I’ve ever seen at Hillsborough

W AT WEDNESDAY 💪

@LCFC we want nine 😂😂😂

Goal for Southampton, Charles. 3-4 | #LEISOU

@AdamBlackmore Can you now properly challenge these players in interviews?

That’s just an unacceptable 2nd half from #SaintsFc Tee, they did well up to halftime and could/should have been a goal up, but…. ….they fell apart after Boro’s first goal and that was embarrassing at times Winless in 6 now and heading back to mediocrity .. ..awful day

@SaintRob__ Still sulking about Martin getting sacked the weasel

Flynn Downes just watching a ball roll past him in the box 🤣

@pokemondealsuk Am I the only one who never got an invite?😂

Still no emails arrived but almost everyone can add to the basket for delivery tomorrow. Big win 🎉🎉

@MSymonds10 This still available? can only see 7/1 on 365

Can’t see Saints actually winning a game but knowing my luck put it on and they win tomorrow

@BadgerSneezy Hey, can i DM please?

We used to pay real money for ringtones and now if my phone makes a noise it ruins my day

can’t explain it but 2012-2017 seemed a lot longer than 2017-2022

ME: opening twitter to retweet everything I see.

i wanna delete all social media but i don’t want to miss out on funny memes 😂

I’m really not the person u gotta get weird on😂😂 tell me what it is , I will say ok & keep it pushing 😂😂😂

I remember when Instagram was straight pictures. No DMs, no archives, no replying to comments, no stories, no calls, no live, no videos, just the Valencia filter and vibes.

“no one working 40 hours a week should be in poverty” no one should be working 40 hours a week let’s also start there

‘I’ll just get petrol in the morning’ is the worst thing you can ever do to yourself

Less unnecessary nights out and more holidays is the motto for 2022

Where have you been for the last 10 days? Boris Johnson - "I've been in this country, where do you think" ... sheepish laugh