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Dad: I don’t know how to tell you this, but you’re adopted
Child at the orphanage: *Gasps in excitement*
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Dr. Jeff Computers
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@electionsjoe There's some good work on the topic: journals.uchicago.edu/doi/10.1086/71…
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I absolutely would love someone to do an analysis into college campus precincts between states. I bet Swing states get massive increases in turnout every presidential year while students in safe states just keep their home registration.
Centrist Reform Alliance Youth Party Chair@corncobanalysis
27 votes for this Northwestern precinct is insanely bad turnout. (thanks @VoteHub for the quick interactive map)
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You do genuinely think you’re going to be the first person ever to fill out a perfect bracket when you make it. And you fall for it every year
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This is the beautiful, populist, profoundly American animating principle of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives: that world-class food can be had anywhere, and for a reasonable price, because our nation is a proud mosaic of immigrants
Galarian Borowczyk@sohamncheese
Big cities arguing over better food is never not stupid. You could prob find an incredible Mexican restaurant in Little Rock, Arkansas if you really looked.
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How long it takes me to accomplish one simple task.
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Damn, that child doesn't look a day over 83!
simi@sk33zly
John D. Rockefeller gifting a 5 cent coin to a child on his 84th birthday, 1929.
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This restaurant is playing a fascinating radio edit of Sean Kingston’s Beautiful Girls where they have him “in denial”
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I could do this too, but you don’t see me getting a wikipedia about it
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My contribution to the “should PhDs be called doctor” discourse is just a quiet disappointment that I got mine at the precise moment that random online forms dropped the “salutation” menu
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And the facial hair too!
Eric Michael Garcia@EricMGarcia
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
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Whoever first figured out whipped cream must’ve been a real freak
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They should open a second grocery store for people who know what the fuck they’re doing
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If you go to a state school you automatically embody a kind of moral righteousness. you are the product of a truly meritocratic idea
Cameron Arcand@cameron_arcand
Being snobby about where you went to college is wild because here we are… in the same room.
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