Just got requested to tell it again on a pod today. It’s becoming my Free Bird.
Michael Rainey@mikerainey82
@LukeTouma’s Polish Disrobing story is the funniest story I’ve ever heard.
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New Look at Dish is out now with guest @LukeTouma! Check it out:
Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=-N8ISV…
Patreon: Patreon.com/stuffisland
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The Olympics just held a moment of silence for Clavicular getting brutally frame mogged
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Paramount Plus now has UFC fights and Bar Rescue, making it the premiere streaming platform for people who beat their wives
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@James_Stu @velvetjeans2000 @robertmays “Woof woof big dawgs gonna bite” - excerpt from his most recent mailbag submission
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@velvetjeans2000 @LukeTouma @robertmays No no no, the final one you sent was asking for AFC vs NFC DAWG rankings. Who’s got the most bite? Who’s all bark?
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@James_Stu @velvetjeans2000 @robertmays Robert, I saw a copy of his mailbag question and it asked for you to name your “Top 5 QBs who have that DAWG in them”. I think it’s a bit low brow and reductive for your show.
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@velvetjeans2000 @robertmays Don’t listen to him Robert, he’s throwing junk out there. Don’t chase
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There’s an Indian teenager who works for DOGE that’s been playing his Switch 2 all day and has no idea his world is burning
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Sorry I busted in my pants but it’s actually a good thing because it means I find you really sexy and want to marry you
Rob Schmitt@SchmittNYC
Ya. The Dow is plunging. This is happening because we have a President with the balls to undo a globalist economic agenda that’s decimated American wages and quality of life. This is the pain that comes from real change. It’s much easier to just pass the buck…
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Last time I did this shawty pulled a small Indian child out her Chanel bag lmao never again
kk 🐛@cutiegurlk8
dating straight men is so hard like why are u not asking what fun little things I have in my purse
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@GrnMtnBuckeye The hiatus was because Snapchat suspended me for a month. They wouldn’t tell me exactly what for, other than “spreading disinformation”. I cite all my sources and all the info is factual, besides the jokes, which are jokes.
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@1BandedAmerica @ClayTravis @Polymarket Just saw this, wanted to share that Snapchat suspended me for 30 days starting on July 16th. Back to posting now thankfully but after months of posting episodes with no issues I was suspended for a month straight out of the blue while doing some of my biggest numbers ever.
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Kamala Harris delivered her first actual economic plans in a speech today and her @polymarket odds to win the presidency dropped four percent. This is why they are hiding her. The more she talks the less people like her. Back to nearly dead even already.
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Close game, with the Minnesota Laugh Riots leading the New York Hilarious Storytellers
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@LIMPYCIG Yeah I’m all good brotha. Snapchat suspended me for 30 days last month. Suspension actually ends tomorrow thankfully so I’ll be able to post new episodes again. I’m happy you enjoy the show.
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@LukeTouma you ok bro? You haven’t posted since July and I’m always watching your Left Right Center. Please let us know you are ok
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