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@dom_lucre What about the oil industry in Texas? Does that pollute the waterways?

🔥🚨BREAKING: Texans have been sending criticism to a group of Indians who were celebrating Chhat Puja in Denton, Texas and pouring milk in the lake The angry Texans are claiming it pollutes their waters while liberal claim it is racist to not accept this celebration. Critic: @CyberGreen09: “This pollutes our local waterways and harms fish and aquatic life. Protect Texas waters.”

@vxylily I mean if by mistake you mean she was raped, then yes. If you mean anything else, then no.

MEN: your wife got pregnant by another man by mistake. as a good husband, what will you do?

@Elizabeth_Ruler People above 220 that think it’s ok to ride a donkey are donkey-phobic

Well done Greece 🇬🇷.

@pepsi Fruit and vegetables

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@ick_real Yes.

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?

@VigilantFox Please can we all start reading more books 🙏

NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG: “In the future… maybe two or three years, 90% of the world’s knowledge will likely be generated by AI.” ROGAN: “That’s crazy.” HUANG: “I know, but it’s just fine.” ROGAN: “But it’s just fine?” HUANG: “Let me tell you why.” ROGAN: “Okay.” HUANG: “It’s because, what difference does it make to me that I am learning from a textbook that was generated by a bunch of people I didn’t know, or… knowledge generated by AI computers that are assimilating all of these and resynthesizing things?” “To me, I don’t think there’s a whole lot of difference.”

@DVATW It’s not raining

Britain 1945. What do you notice?

Lazy people shouldn’t take weight loss drugs. Laziness combined with low energy is a recipe for disaster.

@benonwine They are not terrorists they are vandalising. They should be prosecuted for vandalism.

That truck isn’t “just a vehicle” It’s someone’s livelihood. Their mortgage. Their family’s food on the table. Destroy it and you should pay for every loss it causes. Who AGREES these so called Protesters should be Prosecuted as Terrorists, Yes or No?

@Hoopss Do not let my fiancée see this! She will buy them, use them once, come to the realisation it’s more effort than it’s worth, then clutter up a cupboard with them.

i’m obsessed with people who do this like it’s so organized😭

@micheal_ws18 I like running and black coffee, maybe an IPA. I have partaken in burpees to try and prove to myself I can keep up with the lunatics that do them all the time. I look down on the people taken cold plunges while I sit in the sauna at my gym 😂 Bulgarian split squats are brutal

What people act like they love. → 1. IPAs → 2. Cold plunges → 3. Running → 4. Black coffee → 5. Burpees → 6. Bulgarian split squats Be honest, who actually enjoys these.

@KeruboSk Sleep.

What is something relatively cheap that improves your life by 100%?

@wydyama I thought shifting gears and flooring it was the only fun thing about driving

There’s no way y’all like driving manual everyday

@AP It’s cute but it’s heartbreaking at the same time 😢

A real possum appeared among plush toy animals in an Australian airport gift shop, on shelves crammed with cuddly native toys.

@jerseyh0mo Didn’t people pay large sums of money for “real estate” in the metaverse?

I forgot about this stupid shit but imagine if they poured $80 billion into feeding the hungry instead of this failed cartoon universe that nobody wanted

@Geniustechw No, but that is the risk the protesters took.

Do drivers have the right to plow through protesters when roads are blocked and their cars are being attacked? 🤔

@rukky_nate Entirely depends on your goals. Personally I don’t think anything more than 60min is necessary and a minimum of 3 full body sessions per week. Sleep and diet are absolutely huge factors in the equation that cannot be overlooked

ideally, your gym routine should look like this: Monday – 2hrs (back & bicep) Tuesday – 2hrs (shoulder & triceps) Wednesday – 2hrs (full body) Thursday – rest Friday – 2hrs (leg day) Saturday – 2hrs (abs & chest) Sunday – rest day. do this consistently for one year and you will get your best body shape.

@RapFavorites @wizkhalifa @CurrenSy_Spitta I stopped smoking 9 years ago, but… 👀

Wiz Khalifa and Currensy have announced that they have a new collab album on the way 💿 The project is set to be around 10 tracks long, with production from Cardo and others

@JackKrucial Good marketing/branding is one good reason.

Hyrox aka hybrid rockstar is one of the dumbest 'fitness goals' people pursue. You're doing adult PE, and you're cortisolmaxxing in zone 4/5 the entire time you're doing it. It's not even a healthy modality of exercise. 0 clue how it ever became popular.

@MaxxChewning I live in England. This thought never even crossed my head.

Hey dudes out there, what’s your take on your wife/girl pumping gas alone for her car? Cool with it or ideally you do it for her out of safety precautions?