Luke McCormick

is this psychosis or am I just so back

i've turned down sex to watch a lebron game. sex is always on the table but there's only so many lebron games left. common sense

Jeremiah Smith on his transfer portal offers this offseason: “I knew especially at the end of (the Cotton Bowl) that a certain program was going to come at me very hard. Not gonna say no names, I think everybody here knows who it was. But I wasn’t goin’ nowhere.”

teachers used to really have beef wit me like bro I'm 10

2022: “Bro there’s this site called ChatGPT. I use it to write my essays” 2026:

Hangman is a lovely childhood game where you slowly draw a man kiling himself if another kid can't read your mind.

opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

Drinking that shit that made bud weiser

Y’all ever think, babies be laughing so hard at simple stuff, but that’s literally the funniest thing they ever seen in their life

“Not all those who wander are lost.” J.R.R. Tolkien

We'll have our home again

I'm assembling a team

Like you can't tell me This cult isn't a mental illness