Luke Schofield

He can see a Sunday Roast on a Wednesday

"and I said to the lads that this is the wettest thing I've seen since that night with Stokesy's mum hahaha great banter great banter"

@tommyDB1O Can’t catch them

@WG_RumblePants Cummins scored more than Crawley batting at 7

My team for Lord’s Crawley Duckett Brook Root Bairstow Stokes Foakes Dawson Wood Robinson Broad

Buzzing for this @SkySports

“See that bloke? Literally cannot sweat.”

Partying is fine in moderation, but if you’re doing it every weekend, wondering why your life is going no where, don’t be surprised. Spending Monday > Thursday doing the bare minimum, just to get through the day, is a recipe for depression. Purpose and intent is everything.

It’s because of the protein puddings isn’t it?

Luca mate….. #LoveIsland

Luca #LoveIsland

Nathali - ick #loveisland

If Jacques wants to start beef that bad he just needs to release a caterpillar cake #LoveIsland

bad small man syndrome #LoveIsland

The redest of red flags #LoveIsland

Gemma wanting to take a piss in the night would be like her trying to escape Azkaban.

Come on Adam, get on with it lad, wanna see a scrap #LoveIsland

May I present Andrew… #LoveIsland

India throwing smoke grenades. #loveisland

British government falling apart quicker than Day 4 India

protect these at all costs #LoveIsland