Luke Peterson

@Makider22 I just streamlined the shit out of the process

Well the plus side of having Volkoun on Thursday afternoons is she gives me a reason to drink

Anyone wanna pregame midnight mass with me?

Sometimes I wish I just lived in Sunnyvale, things just seem a lot more simple there...

I. Love. Country. Music. And beer and guns

@triggerwellner @cmotiff

On Thanksgiving, shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins and then steal their stadium?

@Makider22 and he didn't piss his bed, he already checked it

So it's your typical Friday morning here, @Makider22 has his pants on backwards and just got done singing a song about his dick in theshower

Packers quarterback ranking: 1. Favre 2. Starr 3. Cutler 4. Rodgers

These past few weeks have made me want to go quail hunting with Dick Cheney @triggerwellner 🔫💣

How I feel after that chem test #c'sgetdegrees

Liquor knocks him down 7 times he stands up 8

@Makider22 maybe if you weren't such a little pussy

@BradyGreene the softball team... Duh #dingus

So I found out today that the internet has more things on it than just porn #MINDBLOWN