Derek Maki

@Nick20sauce #snatchchatprobs

Drunk

Remember

Yeah, I mean I would go tuck away 50 goals in the German league or echl but I'm not trying to make the salary of a middle school lunch lady

RT if you're inspired

@Cfred371 You have no idea

@Brady9Uotinen How much you want to bet the Caps don't make it after the first round of play offs?

Just ate a bag of chocolate covered pretzels #givener

@Nick20sauce Dick. That was a past life

@Lukepetey knows the struggle of making macaroni the correct way

Coming home after a party like... vine.co/v/OxDeqgEKjYj

Yeah, kid in Burger King just called me washed up so I stood up went outside and slashed his moms tires. Don't fuck with an allstar

Yeah, @PKessel81 dude come to the A. My whole team got in a brawl at Dave & Busters and no media backfire at all. Way cooler than the NHL