Luke Hugs

Really just want to listen to music all day

I can’t have a son because I would name him Gatherer

chasing after a ping pong ball is dehumanizing

the way my adhd works is in the morning I have 45 minutes I call “the zone of possibility” and if I don’t frenetically accomplish all the day’s tasks within those 45 minutes sadly that’s a wrap on the whole day

@janetbpark Cancelled.

@t_winscher Nahh that’s a whole movie how that even happen 😭

Tell me why I tried to walk home drunk last night & fell climbing over a fence & got a black eye & a concussion. & had to sleep under a semi truck at 5am in the street bc I was lost after walking for hours & my phone was locked 💀

im both a “fast replier” and “never replies” type of person. it depends on my mood and who you are

I love acting like I know about football to talk to coworkers

Taco Bell wings are gas

Taco Bell actually released wings. Stay tuned

My student loan payments start on January 31st 2022, even though I have already made plans to suddenly go missing on the 30th