Hunter Baker

@rocketer123 Alien AWS revenue 📈📈

@HuntersBaker letting my garden hose run all night to own the quantum computing aliens

When I have bad luck, I get revenge on the simulation by making them compute these pointless fluid dynamics

I can’t have a son because I would name him Gatherer

@Pineapple4Evr @davidfromwendys

oh to be a fly on the wall at a white persons taco tuesday

@Pineapple4Evr youtu.be/FrzOx_EQEBo

congrats to Birdie for becoming the general manager at arbys

@trooper0517 It's an eXclusive ORganization

College Station Bar idea (for electrical engineers)

the most consequential figures in the tech world are half guys like steve jobs and bill gates and half some guy named ronald who maintains a unix tool called 'runk' which stands for Ronald's Universal Number Kounter and handles all math for every machine on earth

The best barbecue 🤤 (Submitted by @falabezin )

guy who wants to tweet lyrics that fit their mood but also only listens to instrumental music so they just write out the sound of the music like "dun ddun ddun ddun bwee bwee"

(Submitted by @OGManuel_S)

@janetbpark Pee

Let's get this bread @TAMU

(Submitted by @Noubadi_)

pain

Can't believe I got out of bed this morning so our whole class could teach our prof zoomer slang

@Lukethechild Why even open Twitter if it's not to consume memes?

@HuntersBaker Why do you always just HAVE THESE

Might just fuck around and go live at hunters apartment for a few weeks